Anybody read the Dirk Gently novels?
The Long Dark Teatime of the Soul and Dirk Gently, Holisitic Detective?
Excellent stuff there!
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"If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat."
"Dennis Hutch had stepped up into the top seat when its founder had died of a lethal overdose of brick wall, taken while under the influence of a Ferrari and a bottle of tequila."-
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I love this story.......
Douglas Adams shares a true story « The Old Village-
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Time again to choose between being ejected from an airlock into the cold vastnesses of space, or to critique some Vogon poetry...
...wait, I'm thinking...
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Like having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick...
Love it.
Don't Panic. -
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Does anyone know how to make a cat sound like a dog?
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Cats are screamers....
Dogs can't hit those high notes....
And cats can't hit the low notes...
However....
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"It's unpleasantly like getting drunk..."
"What's so bad about getting drunk?"
"Ask a glass of water!"
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Gas, a match, and the cat goes "WOOF"
How do you make a dog sound like a cat?
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Fromm the Vogon Poetry Generator
See, see the wonderful sky
Marvel at its big pink depths.
Tell me, bob do you
Wonder why the pltypus ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel bleh.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your fugly facial growth
That looks like
A marmite.
What's more, it knows
Your Spelunking potting shed
Smells of clover.
Everything under the big wonderful sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm cats. -
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojydNb3Lrrs]YouTube - So Long and Thanks for all the Fish‏[/ame]
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You freeze the dog, then run it threw a bandsaw, and it goes "MEOW"
Cats are good, if you cook them right
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This is hilarious, an hour and half, but worth it.
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZG8HBuDjgc]YouTube - Douglas Adams: Parrots the Universe and Everything‏[/ame]
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