How did this happen? - Caption Contest

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  1. Nathan

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    Let's have a caption contest!

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    A crash near Dinton this morning (Thursday) left a black Nissan Qashqai on the roof of a blue Mini Cooper.

    A woman in her 60s was hurt after the three car pile up in Lower Road between Haddenham and Dinton.

    The woman, driving a Nissan Qashqai had to be taken to Stoke Mandeville Hospital.

    Another woman and young girl, who were in a convertible Mini Cooper, ended up underneath the Nissan car.

    The pair were treated at the scene by paramedics.

    Source: Just how did they end up like this? First pictures of bizarre pile-up - More News - Bucks Herald
     
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    Nope, no oil leak here.

    Next!
     
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    :cornut: " I knew that I should have gotten those cataracts removed and taken my TIA (transient ischemic attacks [temporary reversible mini {not MINI} strokes]) meds this morning." I'm 60yo so I can say that.:Thumbsup:

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    While waiting for a crash scene to be cleared, Jeremy Clarkson has an idea for a new series of TOP GEAR compititions.
     
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  8. Nathan

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    Now we know how Convertible SUV's are conceived...
     
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    My mama and your mama were out driving cars, when my mama smacked your mama right in the arse.


    MINissan mashup is a one hit wonder
     
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    MINI's new "show us how strong your convertible top is" really seems to be getting results.
     
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    #12 BlwnAway, Jul 6, 2013
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    "Sure, NOW you take the picture, after they moved the 5 other Mini's that I Cleared."

    Or

    George is always self consious about his Color Blindness, when his wife forgets to put out his uniform for him.
     
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    No worries Mr.Nissan I am a proctologist and I have seen worse.
     
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    Who has the garden hose?
     
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    Insert MINI here.....
     
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    :cornut: Don't worry, it'll buff out. :Thumbsup:

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    Good one!!
     

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