Hyperlocity Throttle Booster..AVAILABLE NOW from the geniuses of On Whore-izon!!!

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  1. On Whore-izon

    On Whore-izon New Member
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    Hello motorists!

    While we have been gone for a while the geniuses of On Whore-izon have not been resting on their laurels.

    We have a brand new, extremely exciting product to talk to you about: The Hyperlocity Throttle Booster! This small box makes a GINORMOUS difference.

    The driver selects from 11 levels of throttle boost, each more aggressive than the the one before it. We though about making the settings random, but the fun factor was too much to handle for mere mortals. The difference is instant and VERY delicious. Stepping on the gas pedal will cause a much quicker reaction from the engine since that is what the pedal is connected to. It's like slamming on the gas with a bigger shoe, but without actually having to wear that shoe.

    You might have seen some other models out there with one setting, or three, or even four. But not us. WE GIVE YOU ELEVEN SETTINGS. That's right folks, ELEVEN!!! That's twice as much as the next best plus 3. For when you need that extra push over the cliff. All you do is turn it up to ELEVEN!!! And while some others give you an ON/OFF button, our button is only for show. We are so sure you that will absolutely love, there is no reason to turn it off.

    Some of our competitors charge up to $429 dollars for these. That is $127.25 per setting! Out unit is only $858. That is like getting 3 extra settings for free. I know that is a deal you will not be able to resist.

    And have I mention the fit and finish? I guarantee you it's fantastic.

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  2. lotsie

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    Can I just plug it in to my Aux. in?

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  3. On Whore-izon

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    But of course. That is the beauty of our product. It works equally well regardless of where you stick it in.
     
  4. lotsie

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    If I have it in one MINI, will our other MINI benefit?

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  5. lotsie

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    Do the lights read in metric?

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  6. xalfa

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    I just ordered two. Thinking I can hack them together for 22 levels. Sweet.
     
  7. On Whore-izon

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    Anything that increases our bottom line will benefit all your MINIs. :Thumbsup:

    We are investigating the lights' ability to read by conducting intensive hooked on phonics training in our chief engineer's drive way.

    As a volume customer we have added an extra light to one of the Hyperlocity boxes. You will absolutely love it. :Thumbsup:
     
  8. rkw

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    I put one on my garage door opener and cranked it up to 11. WHOA!!! Knocked the door right off its tracks! Do I have a defective one? There's no warning in the Owner's Manual.
     
  9. lotsie

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    I thought people that bought these never read manuals.

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    I'd buy one of these (maybe even two, try one in my MDX too), but I can't take you seriously until you have a flashing signature banner....
     
  12. On Whore-izon

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    There is nothing wrong with our unit. This is obviously a user error. Perhaps you used an SAE wrench on our metric LEDs?

    That is our hope. :Thumbsup:

    Sadly no. But not for the lack of testing. :mad2:

    To show our sensitivity to our customer's needs the signature has been update. Please remit your payment to :

    123 Residential Ct
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    Attn: Swen "Smooth Talker" Whorebath.
     
  13. lotsie

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    Is there a planned group buy for M/A members, and what kind of price break could we expect?

    Do you hold much stock, or is each unit built to order?

    Is there any kind of warranty, and do you offer customer support?

    Mark
     
  14. lotsie

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    Are you the folks that invented the air flow maximizer? If so I would like one for my antenna.

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    Look, it's clear some of you people are not being serious about this. What you haters and trolls don't understand about technical subjects is none of your concern. All you need to know is that this product is luscious.
     
  16. lotsie

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    You know a product is great when the fan boys chime in:arf:

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  17. cct1

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    Ok, so I see the flashing banner now, proves you're legitimate.

    So I buy one of these, plug it into my aux in just like it was suggested above, and WHOOSH!!

    Man, this thing adds at least 20 WHP/10 TQ according to my butt dyno, and I think I'm being conservative. There was a Yugo and a one legged man with an ill fitting shoe at the stop light, and I left them behind like they were standing (or hopping, as the case may be) still!

    Can't wait to get this thing out on the track--I'm finally going to be able to put all those unipeds in their place for sure now...

    It even works in reverse--first time I backed out of my driveway in Wisconsin, seemed like I was going kinda fast, I looked up only to find I was in southern Georgia. But luckily mine has the teleport function, so all is well.


    Gas mileage is markedly improved as well. I drove from Wisconsin to Tel Aviv on a quarter tank of gas.
     
  18. lotsie

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    After I plugged mine in, my sway bar got thicker, leatherette turned into the real stuff, and it looks like I'll never have to detail either of our MINIs again.

    Best part, I ordered it yesterday, and it was here before my printer had printed the receipt :cornut:

    Mark
     
  19. ScottinBend

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    God I love this site!

    :D
     
  20. lotsie

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    Well no kidding, look at the stuff we can find here:D

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