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  1. Nathan

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    #40 Nathan, Jan 19, 2010
    I'm sorry, if you want to plug your products here on M/A we need to have a sponsor agreement in place first. We offer some very competitive rates that are derived by comparing the price of gold, oil and recycled CRT's against the astrological charts to determine exactly how much we can squeeze from you before the amount become onerous.
     
  2. lotsie

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    #2 lotsie, Jan 14, 2010
    Can I just plug it in to my Aux. in?

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  3. On Whore-izon

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    #3 On Whore-izon, Jan 14, 2010
    But of course. That is the beauty of our product. It works equally well regardless of where you stick it in.
     
  4. lotsie

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    #4 lotsie, Jan 14, 2010
    If I have it in one MINI, will our other MINI benefit?

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  5. lotsie

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    #5 lotsie, Jan 14, 2010
    Do the lights read in metric?

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    #6 xalfa, Jan 14, 2010
    I just ordered two. Thinking I can hack them together for 22 levels. Sweet.
     
  7. On Whore-izon

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    #7 On Whore-izon, Jan 14, 2010
    Anything that increases our bottom line will benefit all your MINIs. :Thumbsup:

    We are investigating the lights' ability to read by conducting intensive hooked on phonics training in our chief engineer's drive way.

    As a volume customer we have added an extra light to one of the Hyperlocity boxes. You will absolutely love it. :Thumbsup:
     
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    #8 rkw, Jan 14, 2010
    I put one on my garage door opener and cranked it up to 11. WHOA!!! Knocked the door right off its tracks! Do I have a defective one? There's no warning in the Owner's Manual.
     
  9. lotsie

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    #9 lotsie, Jan 14, 2010
    I thought people that bought these never read manuals.

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    #11 cct1, Jan 15, 2010
    I'd buy one of these (maybe even two, try one in my MDX too), but I can't take you seriously until you have a flashing signature banner....
     
  12. On Whore-izon

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    #12 On Whore-izon, Jan 15, 2010
    There is nothing wrong with our unit. This is obviously a user error. Perhaps you used an SAE wrench on our metric LEDs?

    That is our hope. :Thumbsup:

    Sadly no. But not for the lack of testing. :mad2:

    To show our sensitivity to our customer's needs the signature has been update. Please remit your payment to :

    123 Residential Ct
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    Small Town, 91111
    Attn: Swen "Smooth Talker" Whorebath.
     
  13. lotsie

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    #13 lotsie, Jan 15, 2010
    Is there a planned group buy for M/A members, and what kind of price break could we expect?

    Do you hold much stock, or is each unit built to order?

    Is there any kind of warranty, and do you offer customer support?

    Mark
     
  14. lotsie

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    #14 lotsie, Jan 15, 2010
    Are you the folks that invented the air flow maximizer? If so I would like one for my antenna.

    Mark
     
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    #15 Eric@Helix, Jan 15, 2010
    Look, it's clear some of you people are not being serious about this. What you haters and trolls don't understand about technical subjects is none of your concern. All you need to know is that this product is luscious.
     
  16. lotsie

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    #16 lotsie, Jan 15, 2010
    You know a product is great when the fan boys chime in:arf:

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    #17 cct1, Jan 15, 2010
    Ok, so I see the flashing banner now, proves you're legitimate.

    So I buy one of these, plug it into my aux in just like it was suggested above, and WHOOSH!!

    Man, this thing adds at least 20 WHP/10 TQ according to my butt dyno, and I think I'm being conservative. There was a Yugo and a one legged man with an ill fitting shoe at the stop light, and I left them behind like they were standing (or hopping, as the case may be) still!

    Can't wait to get this thing out on the track--I'm finally going to be able to put all those unipeds in their place for sure now...

    It even works in reverse--first time I backed out of my driveway in Wisconsin, seemed like I was going kinda fast, I looked up only to find I was in southern Georgia. But luckily mine has the teleport function, so all is well.


    Gas mileage is markedly improved as well. I drove from Wisconsin to Tel Aviv on a quarter tank of gas.
     
  18. lotsie

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    #18 lotsie, Jan 15, 2010
    After I plugged mine in, my sway bar got thicker, leatherette turned into the real stuff, and it looks like I'll never have to detail either of our MINIs again.

    Best part, I ordered it yesterday, and it was here before my printer had printed the receipt :cornut:

    Mark
     
  19. ScottinBend

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    #19 ScottinBend, Jan 15, 2010
    God I love this site!

    :D
     
  20. lotsie

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    #20 lotsie, Jan 15, 2010
    Well no kidding, look at the stuff we can find here:D

    Mark
     
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