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Possible promo idea for the Hyperlocity Throttle Booster...

 

If I set in the highest setting will it be fast enough to time travel? I have some things in 1972 that I would like to change.

 

I just read ALL three pages on this awsome'est product!!

I'm ready to pull the trigger but want to know if this will work with "other"

vendors parts. Specifically, I have a Wabulator Cable installed on my MINI

(no need to mention said vendor) will I notice any less wabulation say on

Tuesdays?

Thanks!

 

There are a few of us I'm sure could use this feature:blush2:

Mark

 

Just wondering.... do you recommend any particular type of oil? or is the standard Mini oil okay? should I be concerned about increased friction causing long term ill effects on my shafts?

 

Paying less for shaft lube never lowers friction levels.

Mark

 

So is thread a spoof on the 2 new products that are available now?

 

General Question...do you carry OEM blinker Fluid? do you combine shipping for said Blinker Fluid AND the throttle booster?

When can I see some personal proclamations from "non-actors" talking about how the Throttle booster boosted their throttle and how they never thought their throttle could ever be boosted by such an amazing throttle booster such as this???

 

No, this thread is totally legit, as are the products advertised here. Come on, this is Motoring Alliance my friend, shenanigans like that would never be tolerated by the likes of Nate and Lotsie!

 

:cornut:

 

Just looks too good to pass up so I ordered today!!!!

One question though, are the under hood Meat/Turkey Roasters still available and how much are they now??? Think mine's seen it's better days...

 

How many boosters do I need to make my R50 faster than a R56 JCW?

 

Only one booster, but you will need to zip tie 2 R50s together.

Mark

 

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Should I stack them, put them,front to rear, or rear to rear, or side by side?

 

Depends if you want it for track, street, or off-road use how you set them up.

Mark

 

This product is junk, the difference between settings 1-4 is virtually indistinguishable and settings 5-11 aren't very linear. Also if the dealer sees this they'll void your warranty, steal it, and revoke your health insurance. My company is currently developing an alternative that offers infinite range of settings from near stock to Extreme Race Z Type-R. It's also easily adaptable to fit nearly any modern car (Will not work in the Ford Model-T), many lawn-mowers and farm implements, bicycles (two may be required for full effect) and it allows for faster shifts on motorcycles.
I won't go into the science of exactly how it works but here's some preproduction pictures:

 

^^^ Does it come in BRG?

Mark

 

We thought of offering BRG but found that there was an added 10hp bonus in Red Tiger stripes, we may offer a Union Jack model. If you really want a green version we are also working on securing a government contract to start putting these in military vehicles (early studies show pilots can maneuver faster while using this product), that model will possibly be available in Olive Drab.