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I read the manual...problem is it was missing pages 18-24...had ketchup stains on the index...pencil sketches on the parts diagram...and smelled kinda like Apple Pie...:confused5:

I called the 1-900 number on the back cover and got this Thai Woman from tech support who said she would "love me long time!"

Any help is greatly appreciated regarding this matter.

Cheers

 

Oh, you got her, she is a hoot:lol:

Mark

 

While I cheerish my underhood roaster, don't even think about Whore-izon standing behind their lifetime warranty, they say it's not on you but on the roaster itself, as if a dang roaster has a life....ut:

Matter a fact I found the warranty so misleading I called my good friend Billybob down in Alabama about making some Mashed Naters. Well after explaining the situation to him, he said that he thinks he and Naterbob might be related, hence the family names. He believes his Dad and Naterbob's have owned the same sheep, so he didn't want to do any cooking, but he did recommend the lawfirm of Cheatem and Screwem. They said that as soon as they have received my retainer check ($5,000.00) and a copy of the warranty that they would immediately not review it for possible legal action. I mailed their request today and anticipate action ASAP.

Sorry Whore-izon, I'm just not the kinda guy to take this sorta thing standing up...

 

Sorry Whore-izon, I'm just not the kinda guy to take this sorta thing standing up...

I am not commenting on this thread again until I say something else.

And I'm not writing in this thread anymore either.

Until tomorrow.


See the testimonials speak for themselves, everyone comes back:cornut:

Mark

 

Then you're perfect for this vendor. They only like to give this sorta thing when you're bending over.

 

I eagerly await reading what you don't have to say in your very next post...:cornut:

 

I had a summer job in the late 1960's where the guy I worked with cooked his lunch on the manifold of the Dodge van work vehicle. Very handy because the engine compartment was inside the cab.

 

Mark

 

Dude,
I'm just letting you know that you have left a note for yourself...I will make sure to tell you what it says as soon as I see you. When you get back though, don't forget the meatloaf...

WE WANT IT NOW!

 

You fricking hyjackers and scallywags shut up for a minute. I have a serious question.

My grommet leaks sometimes in heavy rainfall and water floods into the driver side footwell. Is your 11 position whatchamacallit water resistant? Because all the smoke leaked out of my inferior Brand S non-adjustable model the last time we had a nice downpour, and they don't offer replacement smoke. Bastards.

And does your aforementioned product lifetime warranty cover unintentional submersion?

 

Leaking grommets are your problem, but we do feel for ya.

We have a lot of smoke to blow, legal or otherwise.

We do not cover any acts of any higher powers, but we will look into any acts a stupidity.

Could you please keep the name calling confined to the sewing site please.Punk

lotsiebobs long lost cousin

 

Hater.

 

Update:

After not returning my calls right away, the Law Firm of Cheatem and Screwem immediately called me back and said that they promptly have not gone over the paper work I sent and that with an additional check for $2,000.00 that they would in the distant future take action forthewith on this matter. As the additional funds have been sent, we can expect a resolution to this so called "Lifetime Warranty" issue very soon.:incazzato:

 

OMG...
How often are you supposed to replace the smoke???
I don't think I had my smoke replaced at my last inspection...
it wasnt on the workorder...
is that going to affect the Hyperlocity Throttle boosters performance?

 

It won't change the performance AT ALL.

But you can kiss your warranty GOODBYE

 

Can you show me the dyno sheets to prove this?

Quicker throttle response with no performance change is exactly what I have been looking for (and do they make them in red?).

 

Red is $100 extra.
Dyno sheets are coming. Just wait. Trust us.

 

Your claims are totally unfounded without then, and no butt-dyno measurements!!!

I tried to scan one of those once, and got in big trouble in the office.

 

:confused5:...Did you use the Scangauge two or the original?

 

No butts about it, you can only test on our dyno.

Mark