Hyperlocity Throttle Booster..AVAILABLE NOW from the geniuses of On Whore-izon!!!

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  1. Deviant

    Deviant Banned

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    We thought of offering BRG but found that there was an added 10hp bonus in Red Tiger stripes, we may offer a Union Jack model. If you really want a green version we are also working on securing a government contract to start putting these in military vehicles (early studies show pilots can maneuver faster while using this product), that model will possibly be available in Olive Drab.
     
  2. Nathan

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    Please be warned that your account is now on double secret probation for violation of made up transgressions. Any more talk of marketing a product without a sponsor agreement in place will result in the Dean notifying the national office and removing you from the site.
     
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    I agree to that, so we're good now then?
     
  4. lotsie

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    So do we keep an eye on this guy or not:confused:

    Mark
     
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    That's exactly right.
     
  6. Nathan

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    I say we take his wheels as a non-refundable deposit. :ihih:
     
  7. lotsie

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    He's not that far from me, I could pick them up. I'll strip anything else that looks good too.[​IMG]

    Mark
     
  8. On Whore-izon

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    We appologize for our prolonged absense in answering your questions. We care about
    our customers, but we wer out of the country steali...I mean... designing new and exciting
    porducts for your cars. Some very exciting things are in the works, as long as the Malaysian
    economy doesn't collapse. Malaysia is not in Asia, BTW.

    We have found OEM blinker Fluid to be of inferior quality. We are in the process of sourcing
    a better alternative from the endangered Black Rhino horn and are working with out suppliers.

    All the testromony about the Heperlocity Throttle Booster comes from our hand stroked
    customers and is unsolicited (if they want any tech support).

    Our pattented under hood intake meat/roaster is no longer being produced. Damn you George
    Forman, damn you!!!

    This is a common misconception. It is a well known fact that an R50 is faster than any frlavor of R56 straight out of the box. Of course adding the Hyeprlocity Throttle Booster with its pattent pendign ELEVEN settings, will make all R56s look that much smaller in your rear view mirror.

    Deviant, who ever you are. Please do not hijack my thread. Become a vendor and start your own. There is plenty of room for both of us to fleece... I mean sell quality product to threse folks.
     
  9. Deviant

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    Good luck with that as they aren't on my car due to a unique thing we have up here called winter, right now they're stashed away in my secret testing lab.
    How quickly you forget, I was over on the sewing site when you launched On Whore-izon, helping with product development. I've since moved on with further developments of my own projects although I do have some of the original products still in storage, now at 50% off of any vendors advertised price.
     
  10. bee1000

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    Isn't the HEperlocity booster the Chinese-made knockoff? I ordered one on eBay for half the price of your HYperlocity model, even though I know how much time, energy and money you spent developing a new and unique product for the Mini community, and how many years you've been supporting us.
     
  11. minimark

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    Quote:
    Our pattented under hood intake meat/roaster is no longer being produced. Damn you George Forman, damn you!!!


    Well dang it man, do you at least offer a refurbishment service?:mad5:
     
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    Are you asking to get your meat refurbished? MANAGER!!!
     
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    I know I'm late to the party but I have to say that this thread is hilarious.
     
  14. minimark

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    If you think I'd let you Nit Wits run my meat through your refurbishers your crazy..:eek:ut: I'm talking about the roaster itself, it was clearly stated in the warranty statement that there was a lifetime warranty or whenever my credit card transaction had cleared, well I'm still alive so I want my roaster fixed...:incazzato:
     
  15. On Whore-izon

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    You are absolutely correct. We did offer the lifetime warranty
    on the roaster. The roasters lifetime, not yours. Not that
    it's dead, the warranty is over.

    Please try our new HYPERLOCITY Throttle Booster with its patent
    pending ELEVEN settings. You will absolutely love it. :Thumbsup:
     
  16. minimark

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    What, you didn't recieve my order?:rolleyes5:
     
  17. Sideways

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    What setting do I have to set the Hyperlocity Throttle Booster on to roast my pork hip? Is there a setting for Smoked Meat?
     
  18. galoki

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    I highly recommend a slow cook on that piece of pork... maybe get one of those Subaru Mini wannabes. I believe the Mini engine, even without that awesome piece of machinery (Hyperlocity Throttle Booster) would run too hot and make the pork tough. With the booster... heck...do you like eating charcoal bricks?

    Just my .02
     
  19. lotsie

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    This depends on what Gen you have, and whether it is an S or a Justa.

    Both 1st and 2nd gens seem to take about the same amount of time. The 1st gen S takes a little longer, as there is some venting out the scoop(chimney)

    On the 2nd gen S, the turbo really speeds up cook times, and it really depends on which chimney is installed.

    Mark
     
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    I've got on '06 "S" should I leave it all day to roast then?
    What would happen if I plug the Hyperlocity Throttle Booster right up to the Pork Hip???
    Should I use a low setting or a high setting???
     

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