Hyperlocity Throttle Booster..AVAILABLE NOW from the geniuses of On Whore-izon!!!

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  1. lotsie

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    Yup, with no cuddle time after:frown2:.

    Mark
     
  2. On Whore-izon

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    Do you need the cuddle?
     
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    I like to cuddle. But not too long. Actually, cuddling makes me nervous. How long should one cuddle to still maintain one's masculinity? I always end up laying there thinking about it and that makes me uneasy and being uneasy puts me in a bad mood.

    I hate cuddling.
     
  4. lotsie

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    Well, seems you settled that, but it did make me kind of dizzy:crazy:

    Mark
     
  5. cct1

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    Cuddling is all relative.

    Cuddling with John Candy: Bad. Plus he's dead, so it's probably illegal anyway.

    Cuddling with Charlize Theron: Good. But I'd probably get arrrested for that too.

    Hmm...I guess either way, cuddling is illegal.
     
  6. howsoonisnow1985

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    I am pissed the moderators removed my post from this thread, I believe the moderators and the vendor are in cahoots. My Whore-izon Hyperlocity Throttle Booster caused several CEL and SES codes on my MINI GP. I called the vendors 1-900 number and it goes right to voice mail, I left messages but no one returns my call. Same story with PMing. I tried a fix some suggested on the sewing site which entails I reset the TB and then tap it 4 times on the left side with a ball peen hammer and reset it again, but to no avail. I did not fix it. What next??


    PS: Really my previous post is missing??
     
  7. Rae

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    Is this product available in a limited edition for GPs. Not that my GP needs and extra throttle boost, since it is morally superior to all other MINIs, but I don't want people to think that I'm too common to drive such a superior car. What extra delicious, special limited edition parts can you provide me with?
     
  8. minimark

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    Sense GP is short for "Girl Power", maybe a special edition tail pipe booster would be sweet! Get ya there and back in no time at all! :)
     
  9. howsoonisnow1985

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    The Whore-izon Hyperlocity Throttle Booster for the GP costs $399 dollars more the the mere booster for the run of the mill MCS. Don't Ya Know???

    That is $599 more than the Booster for the JustaCooper!

    BTW: You have to provide a GP VIN number to get the Whore-izon Hyperlocity Throttle Booster for the GP.
     
  10. Nathan

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    Assuming you are being serious...Given the time frame of this thread it is quite possible your post was lost in the Great Data Debacle where I made a massive mistake and lost 1000's of posts and 100's of members. The site is now backed up fully to an off site location every hour.
     
  11. TGS91

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    Lord knows we need to save these pearls of wisdom. Could you up that backup cycle time to every 15 min's? :crazy::cornut:
     
  12. Nathan

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    Better yet...add a redundant server in a different location and write to both...

    Need your address to send that bill to please.
     
  13. TGS91

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    Great idea

    Send the bill to

    Tim Shackelford
    123 Get Real Blvd.
    Knob Lick, MO 63640

    (real town, look it up!)
     
  14. Ernesto

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    Don't get me started on Knob Lick again.. :D
     
  15. jtbrown

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    That's right up there with some of the classics in PA like Virginville, Blue Ball, Bird In Hand and Intercourse (the latter two are right up the road from each other).
     
  16. minimark

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    Horneytown, NC......even the sheep are nervous ...lol
     
  17. TGS91

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    Think you have blazed a trail in that dept! :cornut::D
     
  18. TGS91

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    Knob Lick is also out in the middle of prime Missourah twisty country should you choose to come and do some motorin' in our fine state :Thumbsup:

    Probably a good idea to fly the rebel flag
     
  19. howsoonisnow1985

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    Yep, serious that post and another one I can't remember are still missing.
    Oh yes I was around the time of The Great Data Debacle, those were some tough times, many posts lost their lives.:nonod:
     
  20. CHKMINI

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    Hooker, Ohio :Thumbsup: The sheep don't have to be nervous there :cornut:
     

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