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I like the MINI COOPER F better, it has a specially designed seat and runs on pure flatulence. It's coming out next April 1st I hear, but will only be offered in the color brown.

 

Gee, I was kind of hoping for the MINI Cooper P. I guess that's next, after the T. :idea:

 

Shouldn't be too hard to engineer. The aviation crowd already boasts of their 'pilot relief tube'.

 

Wonder if exhaust will smell like peppermint or spearmint? As long as they don't come up with a Cooper B (B for beer) cause that would be a waste, Im all good.

 

No, it'll be after the "F", and will be the MINI FP, and will only be sold to those over the age of 78 who tend to involuntarily do both at the same time.

 

Maybe there should be an Motoring Accessory Drip Pan too.