Man tattoos ‘Mini’ logo on his manhood

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  1. Nathan

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    A German man has won a £20,000 Mini Cooper – after he agreed to have the brand’s logo tattooed on his manhood.

    Andreas Muller, 39, from Sachsen Anhalt, entered a radio station contest to show who would pull the craziest stunt to get the car.

    Listeners heard him squealing in agony as an expert tattooist recreated the car’s ‘Mini’ logo on his penis while a female presenter looked on.

    “There were a lot of crazy stunts put forward by listeners, but Andreas won by a short head,†said one organiser.

    Mr Muller said: “Once I’m sitting in the car, it won’t matter anymore. Then the pain will be gone and it’ll be alright.â€

    Source - My Mini Sex Drive - Around the World News - Austrian Times Online News - English Newspaper
     
  2. MiniHockey

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    Ok who would do this. I thought about it for about 1 second then said HELL NO.

    It would at least have to be JCW. Then maybe.
    A GP hell ya.
     
  3. WolfGTI

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    That's just plain nuts!
     
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    Really. I am as secure as it gets, but even I won't have something that says "Mini" on my junk.
     
  5. Jason Montague

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    :devil:Could they get the evidence to stand up in the contest? I heard that the lady witness said that it was no big thing and that the man and the tattoo artist left the tattoo shop arm in arm:frown2:.Interesting; 1in wide Mini wings that become 3in wide and pukes if one massages them.:lol:

    Jason
     
  6. ScottinBend

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    God.......why did I even read this thread.............:mad2:
     
  7. Ernesto

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    Not really, but about as close as you can get..
     
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    Hah.....
    Yeah, mine would have said;

    John Cooper Works Countryman All4. Maybe even with all caps. :D
     
  9. Justa Jim

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    Wake up MM. You're dreaming again. :D

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  10. Redbeard

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    Don't care. It could've been an Audi R8 V10 or a Ford GT (my two dream exotics) and I still wouldn't have done that...:frown2:
     
  11. MiniHockey

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    Mini tattoo on my penis. that's an oxymoron.:devil:
     
  12. TGS91

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    I have a couple tatoo's and while they intially hurt endorphins get kicking in and it gets kind of cool in odd sorta way......

    As far as on my junk......maybe for the r8......a justa? nah
     
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    Where does Nathan find this stuff??? :crazy: :lol:
     
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    Who Are You Callin Small?

    That's the sign above the urinal in the men's room at our local MINI dealer.

    That probably explains the laughter you hear when passing the door.
     
  15. Johngo

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    This thread just keeps getting longer and longer...
     
  16. MiniHockey

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    I see what you did there. lol
     
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    Really?!?! And thanks for that imagery boys. Somethings just burn into your retinas - even if there aren't pics :mad2:
     
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