Mini driver smashes in to fish van while pleasuring herself with sex toy

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  1. Nathan

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    A Mini driver who smashed in to the back of a van in Cirencester was pleasuring herself with a sex toy, it was claimed this morning.

    The woman, who was said to be in her 30s, was spotted on video holding a Rampant Rabbit-like sex toy and buttoning up her trousers after hitting the back of a stationary fish van.

    She had been stuck in static traffic in the Gloucestershire town when her vehicle lurched forward in to the back of the M & J Seafood van in front.

    But it was only when the firm's management went to check footage on their vehicle's rear camera that they realised what had happened.

    A source was reported as saying: "A driver was called into the office and feared he was getting the sack. He'd been on his first shift after looking for work for ages.

    "The bosses told him it wasn't his fault and then said 'Have you seen this?'. They all had a good laugh. Apparently the lady was pretty fit."

    The business, which refused to ID the driver or release the video, added: "The matter is in the hands of our insurers."

    Source - http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/Mini-driver-smashes-fish-van-pleasuring-sex-toy/story-26891651-detail/story.html
     
  2. Spa2k

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    Ummm ... Uhhh ... Nevermind.
     
  3. CHKMINI

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    Nope, not going to reply......a little voice keeps saying "don't do it Mark"......walk away, there's nothing to see here.
     
  4. BlimeyCabrio

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    Had to google Rampant Rabbit.
     
  5. MCS02

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    It adds a new twist to the pleasure of driving a Mini!

    Mark can walk away but I just couldn't let this one slip!:D
     
  6. Goldsmithy

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    Pleasuring herself while stuck in traffic???? I'm sure glad I didn't run into anyone... Or get caught....
     
  7. rkw

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    By now, everybody at the business has watched the video and insurance company employees are sharing it with each other. It will be posted soon on YouTube.
     
  8. Metalman

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    Me too.... Wish I hadn't...:eek6:
     
  9. cristo

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    Perhaps her first thought was - what's that smell?, better see my GYN soon.
    Then - Oh, it's a fish van I ran into, I was worried there for a moment.



    Hope no one was terribly offended by that.
     
  10. cct1

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    I'm going to start marketing a Rampant Rabbit that will be USB compatible, charge through the port, and hook up to MINI connect for an onscreen display, complete with full statistical analysis--time of usage, megahertz, amplitude, settings, resistance, etc., making it easy to compete with friends, family and complete strangers.
     
  11. CHKMINI

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    Nope.....walking away again although Cristo came close to my thoughts.
     
  12. Savvy

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    #12 Savvy, Jul 13, 2015
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    Honestly... if she wanted to be a little stealthier about it, she could just install a BSH lower motor mount with an extra little something on the seat. That would give her the good vibrations she's after.
     
  13. ZippyNH

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    Guess a MINI was just not enough for her...and she needed something "extra"....maybe size does matter?!:devil:
     
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    This could get out of hand real quick!

    Mark your a wise man.
     
  15. Spa2k

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    Probably not with the same result ... :ihih:
     
  16. Firebro17

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    A fitting climax to be sure.....
     
  17. Firebro17

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    Seriously!?
     
  18. DneprDave

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    It isn't even vaguely rabbit shaped!
     
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    That's where my Rabbit's Foot is.
     
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    It should be called the Rampant Camel Toe (darn it I was supposed to walk away...)
     

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