Most liked posts in thread: Mini driver smashes in to fish van while pleasuring herself with sex toy

Perhaps her first thought was - what's that smell?, better see my GYN soon.
Then - Oh, it's a fish van I ran into, I was worried there for a moment.



Hope no one was terribly offended by that.

 

I'm going to start marketing a Rampant Rabbit that will be USB compatible, charge through the port, and hook up to MINI connect for an onscreen display, complete with full statistical analysis--time of usage, megahertz, amplitude, settings, resistance, etc., making it easy to compete with friends, family and complete strangers.

 

Well well well this one I am not going to touch because the whole story sounds fishy.

 

It should be called the Rampant Camel Toe (darn it I was supposed to walk away...)

 

^^^ and there it is folks. The one we were all skirting the edges of. Our resident raging bull in the China shop has finally arrived.

 

Nope, not going to reply......a little voice keeps saying "don't do it Mark"......walk away, there's nothing to see here.

 

Probably not with the same result ... :ihih:

 

A fitting climax to be sure.....

 

The whole thing reminds me of a joke that my Philosophy professor told me in college that ended with "They'll never get the smell out of those fish."

 

Me too.... Wish I hadn't...:eek6:

 

Nope.....walking away again although Cristo came close to my thoughts.

 

Honestly... if she wanted to be a little stealthier about it, she could just install a BSH lower motor mount with an extra little something on the seat. That would give her the good vibrations she's after.

 

It isn't even vaguely rabbit shaped!

 

Yeah, and it even smells fishy!

 

Maybe if she'd just worn a skirt it it would have been more stealthy.

 

I don't know any girl that named hers a "Dead Horse" :lol:

 

Had to google Rampant Rabbit.

 

Pleasuring herself while stuck in traffic???? I'm sure glad I didn't run into anyone... Or get caught....

 

Moose Knuckle. Isn't that just up the road a few miles from Camel Toe?