Mini driver smashes in to fish van while pleasuring herself with sex toy

I dunno, I always was partial to moose knuckle....

 

Well well well this one I am not going to touch because the whole story sounds fishy.

 

Moose Knuckle. Isn't that just up the road a few miles from Camel Toe?

 

Yeah, and it even smells fishy!

 

Maybe if she'd just worn a skirt it it would have been more stealthy.

 

Definitely not a hipster.

I'd be too afraid to wear that outside anyway--a moose in heat sees that getup, and it could be painful.

 

You silly people through CVT stood for continuously variable transmission.

This girl thought CVT stood for Convulsing Vaginal Transportation.

 

^^^ and there it is folks. The one we were all skirting the edges of. Our resident raging bull in the China shop has finally arrived.

 

The whole thing reminds me of a joke that my Philosophy professor told me in college that ended with "They'll never get the smell out of those fish."

 

The first responses were a stroke of genius, but now we're just beating a dead horse.

 

I don't know any girl that named hers a "Dead Horse" :lol:

 

I was going to try this, but I couldn't find a fish truck. :eek6:

 

Something's getting beat, but it ain't a horse...