Mini driver smashes in to fish van while pleasuring herself with sex toy

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  1. cct1

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    I dunno, I always was partial to moose knuckle....
     
  2. Nathan

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    I guess you do need a nice warm parka up there in Cheesehead Land. You never did strike me as a hipster though.

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    Well well well this one I am not going to touch because the whole story sounds fishy. :rolleyes:
     
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    Moose Knuckle. Isn't that just up the road a few miles from Camel Toe?
     
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    Yeah, and it even smells fishy!
     
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    Maybe if she'd just worn a skirt it it would have been more stealthy.
     
  7. cct1

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    Definitely not a hipster.

    I'd be too afraid to wear that outside anyway--a moose in heat sees that getup, and it could be painful.
     
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    You silly people through CVT stood for continuously variable transmission.

    This girl thought CVT stood for Convulsing Vaginal Transportation.
     
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    ^^^ and there it is folks. The one we were all skirting the edges of. Our resident raging bull in the China shop has finally arrived.
     
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    The whole thing reminds me of a joke that my Philosophy professor told me in college that ended with "They'll never get the smell out of those fish."
     
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    The first responses were a stroke of genius, but now we're just beating a dead horse.
     
  12. Dave.0

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    I don't know any girl that named hers a "Dead Horse" :lol:
     
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    I was going to try this, but I couldn't find a fish truck. :eek6:
     
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    Something's getting beat, but it ain't a horse...
     

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