Most liked posts in thread: MINI is a girly car, confirmed

I could care less of what other's think of my car. I bought it for me not them.

 

The men are working to support the "kept" women

 

I like pulling up next to hot rods and 5.0 Mustangs and when they look over I look back at them and say "cute car, try to keep up in the twisties ahead"

PA has lots of twisty roads.

 

[Comment about why more women might be seen in any service department redacted after second thoughts and a dose of self preservation prevailed]

 

And it was done so well I can't dig into the database to see what was there before.

 

Minis owned by women break more often than those owned by men????

Or, maybe, women actually repair the things that go wrong????

 

Truth be known.... The dealer was having a sale on new shoes for the MINI....

Whenever words "sale" and "shoes" are used in the same sentence.... Well.... The planets align.... More women show up....

 

I only see chicks and old dudes in MINIs in SoCa. I guess I'm one of the old dudes.

 

I had to go find this post of mine... a story from when my R53 was new:

 

It's also about how your car looks and how you drive it.

I would never put eyelashes on my Mini but I know those that do. I don't care for it at all but then again its not my car.

Hey it's all about whatever floats your own personal boat and everyone can be different.

 

If they were RMW eyelashes?

 

Paulo Uber lashes add 2hp per lash. I know this because of the extensive testing that I've done and am unwilling to share with you.

Unfortunately they will rust through 2 months after application, despite having no metal in their construction! Go figure!

 

Face it fellas, it IS a chick car - which is why we must mod the sh*t out of them to retain our dignity in public

 

Ha Girl Car - Only if it the Convertible!

I decided I wanted a MCS, so I traded a Triple Black Cadillac STS for it.

I got a MCSa (yes I can drive stick and like stick but really like the paddle shift), and bought the girl friend a Mustang GT at the same time.

Take a moment to think about that:

Dude - Mini Cooper S
Girl - Mustang GT

Seriously though I see plenty of Dudes in the Hatches, if I see a convertible there is a 5/7 chance its a girl and that same percentage that its Justa'.

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Men know not to take there cars to the dealers and get mugged.

 

I only drive manly cars, like Miata's & MINI's.....

Lots of ladies around here driving SUVs & trucks. :wink:

 

I guess nothing screams heterosexual like phallic symbols and little boys urinating on things.

 

I know for a fact that my MINI is a certified Chick Magnet...unfortunately it is also a certified Old-British-Guy Magnet as well...

 

I have long passed the era in American history when I am excited, worried, or make particular notice that there are women in the same establishment as me.
I figure if chicks are patronizing the same dealership as me, and bought a MINI (like me), then I can surmize that chicks dig what I got.
I thought thats what we were here for.