Most liked posts in thread: MINI is a girly car, confirmed

When mine gets out of the garage again, pretty sure 99% of chicks wont like it... But then again less than 1% actually like me... Hmmm... Might need to up my game.

 

I've had a few cars that have been considered "chick cars".
But then I like it when girls come up and want to check it out. They're better looking than guys.

 

I am a big NCIS fan, Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo plays a car nut at times. This is an excerpt from a few seasons ago.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: There are guy cars and there are chick cars. It's a known and irrefutable fact.
Officer Ziva David: Was it a government study?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: It's just a thing you know, you don't know how you know it, you just do. Sebring, Liberty, Jetta and Bug; whole VW line are all chick. Mustang, Camaro, Escalade, PT Cruiser: all guy. Hummer is very guy, but with adequacy issues, and then there is some that go both ways. [Officer David steps on the breaks and points at a silver car]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: It's an Accord, not a Jetta. But, case in point, Mini Cooper and Accura follow the same category.
Officer Ziva David: Uff, you've giving this a lot of thought, it's very sad.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Then there is the Miata, it's a special case: Leans to chick, but can go guy, usually means he's in denial, though. STOP!
Officer Ziva David: Gladly, if it means I don't have to listen to your automobile gender issues.

 

except this one...

"A South Carolina woman will face a jury trial over a $445 ticket written to her after a police chief deemed the red truck testicles hanging off her vehicle violated a state obscenity law."

 

I thought it was Pablo Goober. Thanks for setting us straight. :crazy:

 

Yup, that's how I see it. :lol:

 

Wife suggested we buy R52 instead of a Harley, so she was OK with a few mods. Other day while parked at office with top down, I caught co-worker - a woman, standing beside and looking long and longingly at the car, and she said "I could just Kiss that car."

But I also can keep up with the bad boys too, so there is something for everybody in one car. Lots of favorable comments from both sexes.

 

My fiance drives a Corolla and that is far more girly of a car! And hers doesn't talk like mine does.

 

I got $#!+ for buying a MINI within hours of purchase. That's why I now have it looking least likely for a female driver to be caught in it.

 

Lol sounds similar to me

Me: MCS
Wife: Charger

 

I went from a Gen 1 Miata to an R53...I think it's a big, manly car...

 

The proper response is:
"Hey baby how you doin' " :cornut:

 

I was thinking the same thing.

 

$5.95 mod... done!



These tell the world that your car is a man's car! (cause no woman would be stupid enough to hang a pair of testicles from a car)

 

Nope not even RMW lashes plus I really think my car would drive itself into a tree.:lol:

 

Pfffffffff.....

Next time a certain one of my customers stops by I'll snap a picture of some "hanging fruit" that got fabricated....

I'll say it would have passed South Carolina Law but still communicates....

Interpreted art is in the eye of the beholder....

To be continued....

 

I remember hearing this on the radio when it happened. I just thought it was funny because of what agranger had in quotations "(cause no woman would be stupid enough to hang a pair of testicles from a car)"

 

Paulo Uber Lashes... made of carbon-fiber-like-unobtainium, forged in the fires of Mount Unpossible, plucked from the brows of actual Dragons and tested in the Black Forest cakes of the deepest German chocolate dreams.

- Paulo

 

How quick we forget. It's Palo Uber, not Paulo Uber.

He's a famous artist ya know. He thought of this and you didn't. Now someone paid money for it too.