MINI is a girly car, confirmed

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  1. Crashton

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    I only drive manly cars, like Miata's & MINI's..... :cool:

    Lots of ladies around here driving SUVs & trucks. :wink:
     
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    I was thinking the same thing.
     
  3. GokartPilot

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    I am a big NCIS fan, Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo plays a car nut at times. This is an excerpt from a few seasons ago.

    Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: There are guy cars and there are chick cars. It's a known and irrefutable fact.
    Officer Ziva David: Was it a government study?
    Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: It's just a thing you know, you don't know how you know it, you just do. Sebring, Liberty, Jetta and Bug; whole VW line are all chick. Mustang, Camaro, Escalade, PT Cruiser: all guy. Hummer is very guy, but with adequacy issues, and then there is some that go both ways. [Officer David steps on the breaks and points at a silver car]
    Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: It's an Accord, not a Jetta. But, case in point, Mini Cooper and Accura follow the same category.
    Officer Ziva David: Uff, you've giving this a lot of thought, it's very sad.
    Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Then there is the Miata, it's a special case: Leans to chick, but can go guy, usually means he's in denial, though. STOP!
    Officer Ziva David: Gladly, if it means I don't have to listen to your automobile gender issues.
     
  4. agranger

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    $5.95 mod... done!

    [​IMG]

    These tell the world that your car is a man's car! (cause no woman would be stupid enough to hang a pair of testicles from a car)
     
  5. agranger

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    I had to go find this post of mine... a story from when my R53 was new:

     
  6. Dave.0

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    It's also about how your car looks and how you drive it.

    I would never put eyelashes on my Mini but I know those that do. I don't care for it at all but then again its not my car.

    Hey it's all about whatever floats your own personal boat and everyone can be different.
     
  7. Nathan

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    If they were RMW eyelashes?
     
  8. MCS02

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    Coopers are girls and S are boys. How do I know? Well the S has the one ball conversion.
    :D:D:D


    I would never do that to my S. :eek6:
     
  9. Dave.0

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    Nope not even RMW lashes plus I really think my car would drive itself into a tree.:lol:
     
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    except this one...

    "A South Carolina woman will face a jury trial over a $445 ticket written to her after a police chief deemed the red truck testicles hanging off her vehicle violated a state obscenity law."
     
  11. Metalman

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    Pfffffffff.....

    Next time a certain one of my customers stops by I'll snap a picture of some "hanging fruit" that got fabricated....

    I'll say it would have passed South Carolina Law but still communicates....

    Interpreted art is in the eye of the beholder....

    To be continued....:D
     
  12. GokartPilot

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    I remember hearing this on the radio when it happened. I just thought it was funny because of what agranger had in quotations "(cause no woman would be stupid enough to hang a pair of testicles from a car)"
     
  13. agranger

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    Paulo Uber lashes add 2hp per lash. I know this because of the extensive testing that I've done and am unwilling to share with you.

    Unfortunately they will rust through 2 months after application, despite having no metal in their construction! Go figure!
     
  14. BlimeyCabrio

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    Paulo Uber Lashes... made of carbon-fiber-like-unobtainium, forged in the fires of Mount Unpossible, plucked from the brows of actual Dragons and tested in the Black Forest cakes of the deepest German chocolate dreams.

    - Paulo
     
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    How quick we forget. It's Palo Uber, not Paulo Uber.

    He's a famous artist ya know. He thought of this and you didn't. Now someone paid money for it too.

    [​IMG]
     
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    He also got the blond....

    [ame=http://youtu.be/7D2bqJhtxqI]Palo Klein Uber with Alexander Salazar - YouTube[/ame]
     
  17. Crashton

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    I thought it was Pablo Goober. Thanks for setting us straight. :crazy:
     
  18. sethat46

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    I guess nothing screams heterosexual like phallic symbols and little boys urinating on things.
     
  19. Dave.0

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    Yup, that's how I see it. :Thumbsup::lol:
     
  20. Bubba1111115

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    Naa, it's how the car is driven. Driving skill separates the boys from the girls in any car/bike imo. Hp and Performance means nothing if you can't use it!
     

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