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It's Dave.O depressing the market with all his cynicism. Otherwise everyone would think they were beautiful. Way to destroy capitalism and a cherished brand, Dave.

 

Stefanie..... This you?

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But at least when Dave's offensive, there's no reading between the lines, trying to figure out if it's offensive or not.

Dave fills an important purpose here. As long as he keeps posting, I consider myself only the 2nd most offensive person on these boards.

 

Well you get the one of the very few times I say "I am Sorry I offended you" and most people on this site will tell you that never happens. If you were truly offended I do sincerely apologize to you.

Feel free to pick on me and try to offend me, I have thick skin and I can take it. Most times people come up with some really good stuff that makes me laugh my ass off.

Did you see the video above of Stefanie kicking my ass when I tried to take her iPad? :lol::lol::lol:

 

David.0's turning over a new leaf...............:arf:










Nope.......

 

All of these except 2 apply to me and I AM Chinese. Oh God...I'm so confused. :confused5:

And no, I've never rear ended anyone. Ever.

 

I admit I've always thought aboriginal dart blowing might be a useful skill...

 

And I would have NEVER, in a MILLION YEARS guessed you were Irish.

I was betting on Cossack.

 

Yeah, that's kind of true, but Stefanie's an Irish Ninja, looks like she'd make quick work of Dave.

 

Better start wearing a cup Dave. Feet of fury can hurt a guy!

 

Well you know what Hope gets you......

You hope you fart but you end up sharting. :lol:

Hope does not pay the bills or put food on the table or sell ugly cars. Pontiac Aztek

 

Ummmmmm.... Not Chinese eh?

Well.....

If you believe in early human migration....

Out of Africa into Eurasia (Here's where the Asian part comes in) and Oceania split to Europe and over to North and South America.... Course, that was when the continents were more tightly packed...



So quite possibly, maybe just a little Chinese, perhaps.....:idea: Or not....

Here's an easy test you can do..... Do you like eatin Chinese food.... Well... Thar you go....:drool

Course if you don't believe in the early migration.... Well.... There's that too...

We live in a real melting pot..... And it's getting more melty as time goes on....

 

I have an M\A calendar on my wall not a Chinese calendar.....Not Chinese
I have no idea what year of what pet this year is.....Not Chinese
I want to make the Great Wall in China a skate park......Not Chinese
I can drive a car at speed without rear ending people.... Not Chinese
I can go to Times Square and not take 1,000 pictures..... Not Chinese
I like to pet my cat and toss a ball with my brothers dog, I don't eat them.....not Chinese
I can say Oh No and do not say "Rut row"...... Not Chinese
3 to 5 generations of my family do not live in my house.....not Chinese
Oh and God created the world in 6 days and the continents have never moved.....that was just for the Bible Belt .:lol::lol:

 

Yup.... I meant, do you like eatin Chinese food... It's a very good indicator... It's basically all your chromosomes reacting to the food source.... And their reaction is triggered based on their development going back millions of years.....

So the question is.... Do you like eatin Chinese food....

That's the indicator....

Go here.... This might help.... post 815...

http://www.motoringalliance.com/forums/off-topic-general/2661-soooooo-whatcha-eating-82.html#post267990

 

It was a joke on stereotypes.

 

I use it in on my neighbors all the time. Keeps them away when I'm grilling.

 

Feel free to team up on me for being Irish/English.

Yes, I like Potato's, I drink beer but I am not a Ginger Thank God.

 

You all are forgetting that I was born with Kung Fu skills. I've been round kicking people since I was an infant. Don't mess with me. :cornut:

Also, since I like potatoes, does that make me part Irish? If so, awesome!