:wink2:yikes: "In news reports of US Naval activities today, it is reported that a Navy SEAL was killed and eaten today by a Great White Shark. The SEAL had been warned never to go on operations during her menstrual cycle but responded that these instructions were sexist and biased against females." "In other news.............President Hillary has ordered an investigation into aggressive and unconstitutional behavior on the part of Great White and other aggressive sharks. She is seeking a complete ban on assault sharks, traceable micro printing on their teeth, registration of all docile sharks, and back ground checks on docile sharks. She's asking the Navy to open a rehabilitation center for aggressive sharks and behavior modification to train sharks to be vegetarians." Dan Blather reporting
:wink2 In Military News today we have a special report from Dahlonega, Georgia home of the Mountain Phase of US Army Ranger training. Our reporter Lefty Social reporting: Hi Dan. It is Fall here in the Georgia Appalachian Mountains, breeding season for many of the wild animals. There was a physical assault of a Ranger Candidate last night by a Black Bear during Mountain training. All female candidates are warned to not undergo out door training during their menstrual cycle and especially during the Fall Rut but apparently this candidate did not 'get the word'. She was discovered in a dazed condition with a broad smile on her face and part of a honey comb in her hand. She has dropped out of training and is reported to be returning to Ranger School in the Spring. Lefty Social reporting. Now back to Dan Blather.:smilewinkgrin: Jason