Steve's Drunk and High DUI at Work (Arrested on S…: [ame="http://youtu.be/30InBgGhiSo"]Steve's Drunk and High DUI at Work (Arrested on Scissor Lift) - YouTube[/ame]
That's a good story, but I'd embellish it a bit--maybe cripple them more--like maybe they had hooks for arms or something.
This is a "had to be there" kind of thing, but one of the funniest things I ever saw happened at a Mcdonald's too. There was this crazy unkempt middlle-aged dude, long hair, shorts and t-shirt way too tight, with some very bizarre coffee fetish, comes in, looks around real quick, and I'm thinking we're about to all be robbed. And then the dude jumps over the counter, grabs an almost full pot of coffee, jumps back over the counter (without spilling a drop) and takes off running as fast as he can out the door, and down the middle of the street, holding the coffee pot out in front of him like it's the holy grail, laughing maniacally the whole time.
Guy was in pretty good shape though; a couple of overweight behind the counter workers took off to chase him, but never got close. I saw him turn the corner, and he was gone. The two employees came back in complete and utter disgrace, without the said pot, and the entire restaurant had to stifle a laugh. Actually no one was able to stifle much of anything, it was pretty funny...
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