You could hide yours under the bonnet next to your hidden old fart sticker. You can hide the sticker Jim, but we all know you are an old fart. Be one with your old fartness.
I'll sell the coffee for $2.50 shipped. as for the rest i need to see which one the wife wants on her car versus which one i'll put on mine. I don't think i'll use the self destruct one. Even in jest the idea of destroying my mini hurts.