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  1. ScottinBend

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    I will start off with this one.

    I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

    Feel free to add your own.
     
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    I'm not sayin' Nathan's car is loud....but when we drove past that cemetery I saw heads pop up outta the ground!
     
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    Nice quick dinner prayer : " Father,Son and Holy Ghost who eats the fastest gets the most."
     
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    Stupid is as Stupid does
     
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    The older I get the faster I was.....
     
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    The more I drink the better she looks.
     
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    Yous can pick yer friends..... and yous can pick yer nose..... but yous can not pick yer friends nose....
     
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    In dog beers I've only had one.
     
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    Mistletoe: What a man has when his trousers ride up on him.
     
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    The older I get the faster she was....
     
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    The wind blew and the ***** flew and I didn't know what to do!

    (my dads favorite saying)
     
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    Toby Keith "I'm not as good as I once was...but I'm as good once as I ever was"
     
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    If you ever start a softball team, name it "off constantly."

    That way if you lose, the other team has to say, "we beat....."
     

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