I saw this on a t shirt the other day at Fontana...
Attention Vegetarians:
My food poops on your food!
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teresa wood Well-Known MemberLifetime Supporter
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If tomatoes are a fruit, isn't ketchup technically a smoothie?
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' - she said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
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{Just got this and gotta share it}
A father asks his 10 year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know" he says bursting into tears, "Promise me you won't tell me."
Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
The boy sobbed, "when I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech.
At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth fairy' speech.
When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech.
If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."-
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teresa wood Well-Known MemberLifetime Supporter
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When I'm bored, I send a text to a random number saying "I hid the body..... now what?"
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teresa wood Well-Known MemberLifetime Supporter
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I hate hipsters. Their smug faces, vegan diet, tiny feet and sawdust bedding. No wait, Hamsters, I hate hamsters.
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TheModFather Well-Known Member
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teresa wood Well-Known MemberLifetime Supporter
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Dear auto correct, please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.
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ScottinBend Space CowboySupporting Member
The hardest thing to explain to someone is how f*****g stupid they are.
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Having kids is like karaoke. Everyone's always trying to get you to do it, but some people just shouldn't.
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Firebro17 Dazed, but not ConfusedLifetime Supporter
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"I think it's terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong, especially after what he has achieved, winning seven Tour de France races while on drugs. When I was on drugs, I couldn't even find my bike".....
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It's more fun to drive a slow car fast than it is to drive a fast car slow.
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