"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
Wife likes to empty the dishwasher as soon as it finishes. In my mind a dishwasher full of clean dishes is now a cabinet.
The probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you're with someone you're not supposed to be seen with.
I was always told to respect my elders but as time goes by, it's getting harder and harder to find any.
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell ‘BINGO!’ :lol:
On the chest of a barmaid from Sale Was tattooed all the prices of ale. Whilst on her behind for the sake of the blind, Was precisely the same but in braille.
Thanks for spoiling my freaking childhood Dave! Whats next... He didnt learn all those boxing moves from his time in the army, when they nicknamed him Rambo?
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