Fun & Games Most liked posts in thread: Scott's funny saying of the day......

Most people who work for a living are being buried by some who vote for a living.

 

Four things that get men into trouble:
1: Doing something.
2: Not doing something.
3: Thinking about doing something.
4: Not thinking about doing something.

 

Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

 

FRIDAY is my second favorite F word.

 

When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people, who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

 

A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

 

At WOT you can smell money burning, and it's a beautiful smell.

Drive faster! :devil:

 

Only in math can we buy 60 cantelopes and no one asks; "What the hell'd you do that for?"

 

"I just stay angry, it avoids the hassle of going through mood swings." Me

 

Some things about being a guy that make life convenient:
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

 

:cornut: 2 other reasons: We never have to grow up and we get to play with toys through our entire life.

Jason

 

I may grow old but I will never grow up......

Get off my lawn! :cornut:

 

Oh S__t!!!

 

"I screw up things I don't like to do so your mom won't ask me to do them again."
- my dad on just about every house project

 

Practice safe text. Always use commas and never miss a period.

 

"Divorce lawyers - God's way of telling you to stay single."
Lennie Briscoe

 

Sometimes it hurts physically to hold in my sarcastic comments.

 

Impotence: nature's way of saying "No Hard Feelings".

 

Most people say that, between the cars, beer, and cheap women, I live from paycheck to paycheck...

What they really don't know is, I actually live from paycheck to four days before paycheck.