Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary, from time to time, to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.
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Firebro17 Dazed, but not ConfusedLifetime Supporter
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If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
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teresa wood Well-Known MemberLifetime Supporter
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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes.
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We have all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.
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When someone types "ROLF" I always imagine Scooby-Do trying to say "waffle".
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It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.
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TheModFather Well-Known Member
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Today, I quit drinking....
Then polished off a 6 pack to celebrate!-
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teresa wood Well-Known MemberLifetime Supporter
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I meant to behave but there were too many other options.
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Bull riding is one of those sports that got started by "watch this, hold my beer.".
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ScottinBend Space CowboySupporting Member
Everything is edible, some things are only edible once.
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Efficiency is just a highly developed form of laziness.
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