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  1. teresa wood

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    #841 teresa wood, Apr 23, 2014
    Not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly.
     
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    #845 Nathan, Apr 23, 2014
    When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them?
     
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    #932 Nathan, Jun 1, 2014
    For the same reasons we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway.
     
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    #942 Nathan, Jun 5, 2014
    There is no 'I' in team but there are four in 'platitude quoting idiot'.
     
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    #943 ScottinBend, Jun 5, 2014
    The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
     
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    #949 DneprDave, Jun 10, 2014
    Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.

    -Mark Twain
     
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    #967 Nathan, Jun 14, 2014
    Friends help you move, good friends help you move bodies.
     
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    #972 ScottinBend, Jun 18, 2014
    Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 220 ft/sec, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.
     
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    #973 CFMINI, Jun 19, 2014
    You gotta believe in something - I believe I'll have another beer.
     
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    #979 ScottinBend, Jun 20, 2014
    The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
     
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    #980 DryMartini, Jun 22, 2014
    Corollary: If you want people to pay attention to their driving, replace the air bags in cars with 8 inch steel spikes.
     
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    #1003 ScottinBend, Jun 30, 2014
    Of course.....I did all of the inspections!

    :D
     
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    #1015 ScottinBend, Jul 7, 2014
    If you mix flour, water and salt you get glue.
    If you add eggs, baking powder and oil, you get cake.
    Where does the glue go?
     
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    #1022 Minidave, Jul 8, 2014
    How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Only one, but the lightbulb really has to want to change....
     
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    #1025 Nathan, Jul 9, 2014
    Never moon a werewolf.
     
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    #1047 ScottinBend, Jul 21, 2014
    Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge....
     
  17. teresa wood

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    #1053 teresa wood, Jul 23, 2014
    I have enough money to last me the rest of my life. Unless I buy something.
     
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    #1055 Friskie, Jul 23, 2014
    Hence the phrase: When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
     
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    #1061 Dave.0, Jul 25, 2014
    MINI's are like good wife, take good care of them and buy them what they need and they will treat you well for a very long time.:Thumbsup:
     
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    #1063 Friskie, Jul 26, 2014
    Only in math problems can you buy 60 cantaloupes and no one asks what the he!! is wrong with you.
     
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