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  1. TheModFather

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    #1078 TheModFather, Jul 30, 2014
    Must not make Dickish comment...
    Must not make Dickish comment...
    Must not make Dickish comment...
    Must not make Dickish comment...
    Must not make Dickish comment...

    :p
     
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    #1080 TheModFather, Jul 31, 2014
    Sometimes its not alway good to know how your food is made...

    Take peanutbutter for instance...
    [​IMG]
     
  3. ScottinBend

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    #1093 ScottinBend, Aug 8, 2014
    If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
     
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    #1099 Friskie, Aug 14, 2014
    NOBODY looks at their crotch and smiles --- PUT YOUR DANG PHONE AWAY!
     
  5. ScottinBend

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    #1100 ScottinBend, Aug 15, 2014
    What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?





    Polaroids.
     
  6. ScottinBend

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    #1122 ScottinBend, Aug 24, 2014
    When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment.

    When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $2.95 a minute.
     
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    #1123 ScottinBend, Aug 25, 2014
    A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says:


    "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
     
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    #1124 Friskie, Aug 25, 2014
    OK Scott, you started it:
    A horse walks into a bar, the bartender looks up and asks: "Hey, pal, why the long face?"
     
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    #1156 Friskie, Sep 4, 2014
    Personal experience?

    Do NOT meddle in the affairs of Dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup. I know, because I am married to the region's Dragon Lady. Just ask her students.
     
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    #1157 Firebro17, Sep 4, 2014
    "I know I'm getting better at golf 'cause I'm hitting fewer spectators!" Gerald R. Ford
     
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    #1158 teresa wood, Sep 5, 2014
    Vegetarians! Stop eating my food's food.
     
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    #1162 ScottinBend, Sep 5, 2014
    Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?



    A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
     
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    #1166 Nathan, Sep 5, 2014
    In these times of being correct at all cost we no longer have homeless people. They are now "Free Range Humans"
     
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    #1167 ScottinBend, Sep 7, 2014
    Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.
     
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    #1170 ScottinBend, Sep 8, 2014
    The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content.....:beer
     
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    #1184 vetsvette, Sep 14, 2014
    Ahhh..... Mr Jones? This is Bob with Mini USA. Good news is, the boat bringing your new Mini to the states just docked, but.......... mmmm, there's a problem with customs. Yeah, that's it, a problem with customs!

    [​IMG]
     
  17. Friskie

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    #1186 Friskie, Sep 14, 2014
    ...and more often than not, more expensive that the product being shipped.
     
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    #1187 teresa wood, Sep 16, 2014
    Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
     
  19. ScottinBend

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    #1191 ScottinBend, Sep 16, 2014
    Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
     
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    #1195 teresa wood, Sep 17, 2014
    I love my boss! I love my job! I'm self employed.....
     
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