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  1. DneprDave

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    #1215 DneprDave, Sep 22, 2014
    My Dad grew up in Yorkshire, he knew about hamburgers from Popeye cartoons at the movies (Wimpy was always asking for hamburgers). He thought they were a special kind of ham sandwich, when he was a kid.
     
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    #1234 ScottinBend, Sep 24, 2014
    There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore looking like an idiot.
     
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    #1254 teresa wood, Oct 1, 2014
    You grow up the day you have your first real laugh.....at yourself.
     
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    #1259 teresa wood, Oct 2, 2014
    Whenever a bird s---- on my MINI, I eat a plate of scrambled eggs on my front porch...just so they know what I am capable of.
     
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    #1276 TheModFather, Oct 8, 2014
    Is it just me, or do paint chips taste different than they used to?
     
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    #1311 Firebro17, Nov 1, 2014
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    All of us could learn a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
     
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    #1312 ScottinBend, Nov 1, 2014
    Don't let your mind wander. It's too small to be out by itself.
     
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    #1322 Dave.0, Nov 7, 2014
    Lets take a moment to think about the little amount of effort that was used to name a "Fireplace". :confused5::idea:
     
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    #1323 Nathan, Nov 7, 2014
    About the same amount of effort went into "lean-to".
     
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    #1330 teresa wood, Nov 12, 2014
    I changed my car horn to sound like gun shots.:biggrin5:
     
  11. ScottinBend

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    #1333 ScottinBend, Nov 12, 2014
    A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice.
     
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    #1346 ScottinBend, Nov 20, 2014
    I don't know.......looks easy enough for me.

    [​IMG]
     
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    #1350 ScottinBend, Nov 23, 2014
    Meteorologist: The science of explaining tomorrow why the predictions you made yesterday didn't come true today.
     
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    #1357 Nathan, Nov 30, 2014
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    #1365 Friskie, Dec 1, 2014
    ~from the 'you never win' thread~

    How many lawyers does it take to shingle a house?


    Four, if you slice them very thin.
     
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    #1373 TheModFather, Dec 8, 2014
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    #1395 ScottinBend, Dec 24, 2014
    Procrastination is the greatest laborsaving invention of all time.
     
  18. Nathan

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    #1410 Nathan, Jan 6, 2015
    I've obliviously not aged enough... yet. :devil:
     
  19. Dave.0

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    #1411 Dave.0, Jan 6, 2015
    Me either...:lol:
     
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    #1416 TheModFather, Jan 9, 2015
    Never make eye contact while eating a banana...

    NEVER!
     
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