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  1. Firebro17

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    #1427 Firebro17, Jan 12, 2015
    I seem to have had lots of free time on my hands lately. Emm, maybe I just for got what it is I'm supposed to be doing...
     
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    #1470 Nathan, Feb 1, 2015
    Smoking a cigarette reduces life by 5 minutes.
    Laughing increases life by 10 minutes.
    Conclusion: a laughing smoker never dies.
     
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    #1472 Firebro17, Feb 1, 2015
    Gents, with Valentine's Day just around the corner, here's something to consider when you're out shopping for that perfect bouquet for the Love of Your Life.
     

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    #1483 ScottinBend, Feb 9, 2015
    I told my wife that she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
    She looked surprised.
     
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    #1485 Firebro17, Feb 11, 2015
    My people skills are just fine... It's my tolerance for idiots that needs some work!
     
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    #1488 Nathan, Feb 12, 2015
    Help stamp out, eliminate and abolish redundancy!
     
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    #1492 Nathan, Feb 16, 2015
    Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.
     
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    #1502 Dave.0, Feb 24, 2015
    What if unicorns are real and we don't recognize them now because they are hairless and fat? (Rhinoceros)
     
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    #1503 Savvy, Feb 24, 2015
    [​IMG]
     
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    #1510 ScottinBend, Feb 25, 2015
    Kerbing is red
    Passing flags are blue
    I'd rather finish
    P1 than P2.
     
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    #1519 Firebro17, Mar 1, 2015
    Finally, the answer.
     

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    #1521 DryMartini, Mar 4, 2015
    Ain't it so. This is one of the laws of life that is as valid as any law of science.

    Another: When someone says "To tell you the truth..." They're not.
    And: When someone says "Long story made short..." It's not.
     
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    #1529 Friskie, Mar 9, 2015
    Any other suggestions?
     

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    #1537 ScottinBend, Apr 2, 2015
    A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths
     
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    #1556 Dave.0, Apr 17, 2015
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    #1564 Friskie, Apr 23, 2015
    Reorganizing a closet this afternoon I found a binder full of the last page of some old Boy's Life magazines, the joke page, that one of my boys had collected years ago and thought; "Hot Damm! A treasure trove just perfect for this thread."
    But, upon examination I put it away. The material was just too sophisticated for this audience.
     
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    #1581 ColinGreene, May 7, 2015
    "Stop trying to re-invent the wheel to run yourself over"
     
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    #1598 Firebro17, May 13, 2015
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    The Patriots just received their Super Bowl rings today. They were designed by Brady and Belichick.
     

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    #1610 Nathan, May 14, 2015
    I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.
     
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    #1613 00Mini, May 14, 2015

    I'm a bit surprised that Dave is holding back his true feelings on these matters. :biggrin5:
     
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