Three old guys are out walking. First one says, "Windy isn't it?" Second one says, "Nope, it's Thursday." Third guy chimes in and says, "Me too, let's go get a beer!"
"There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, fool me once, shame on—shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again."—"
"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."—
"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"—
"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."—
If you're ever walking down the beach and you see a girl dressed in a bikini made out of seashells, and you pick her up and hold her to your ear, you can hear her scream.
The federal government, which has Tomahawk cruise missiles and Apache, Blackhawk, Kiowa and Lakota helicopters - and used the code name Geronimo on the assault that killed Usama Bin Laden, officially objects to the name of the Washington Redskins.
I'm not saying lets go out and kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying, let's remove all the warning labels and let the problems work themselves out.
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure.
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