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    #24 Dave.0, Dec 13, 2013
    Just because you can do something does not always mean you should.
     
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    #25 Friskie, Dec 13, 2013
    Bacteria is sometimes the only culture some people have.
     
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    #26 Nathan, Dec 14, 2013
    I know the voices in my head aren't real... but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!
     
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    #32 Friskie, Dec 15, 2013
    HORRORS! I'm sitting here completely surrounded by no beer!
     
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    #33 silky, Dec 15, 2013
    What doesn't kill you makes you hurt pretty bad.
     
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    #54 Dave.0, Dec 16, 2013
    Everyone is a tough guy on the Internet when they can hide behind a keyboard.
     
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    #61 ScottinBend, Dec 17, 2013
    Marriage allows you to annoy that one very special person for the rest of your life.
     
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    #82 Dave.0, Dec 19, 2013
    I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I'd just love to punch right in the face! :lol:
     
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    #98 ScottinBend, Dec 20, 2013
    Love is blind, marriage is the eye-opener.
     
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    #101 Dave.0, Dec 20, 2013
    A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
     
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    #105 ScottinBend, Dec 21, 2013
    "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
     
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    #109 ScottinBend, Dec 22, 2013
    If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
     
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    #110 Friskie, Dec 22, 2013
    If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.
     
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    #115 eMINIparts, Dec 23, 2013
    Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.
     
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    #119 Firebro17, Dec 23, 2013
    Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.....
     
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    #121 BlwnAway, Dec 24, 2013
    From a comedian, don't remember who.

    "I've been married & divorced 3 times, and I'm tired of all the heartache & B.S., so now my plan is simple...... I'm just going to find a woman I know that I can learn to hate & just give her half my stuff.
    If nothing else it'll save me in attorney fees...."
     
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    #124 CFMINI, Dec 24, 2013
    You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
     
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    #126 ScottinBend, Dec 24, 2013
    A mugger demands your money or your life; women require both.
     
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    #132 Firebro17, Dec 25, 2013
    Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool...
     
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    #133 Dave.0, Dec 25, 2013
    The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well.
     
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