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  1. CFMINI

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    #281 CFMINI, Jan 16, 2014
    Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
     
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    #287 DneprDave, Jan 17, 2014
    I am haunted by the memory of my amnesia.
     
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    #292 CFMINI, Jan 18, 2014
    Strangers have the best candy.
     
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    #298 CFMINI, Jan 19, 2014
    Have you ever noticed how nothing is impossible for those who don't have to do it?
     
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    #300 ScottinBend, Jan 20, 2014
    Hundreds of years from now, it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove...
    But the world may be different because I did something so bafflingly crazy that my ruins become a tourist attraction.
     
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    #304 CFMINI, Jan 20, 2014
    Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
     
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    #324 Firebro17, Jan 22, 2014
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    Law of Gravity..... Any nut, bolt, washer or tool (when dropped) will roll to the least accessible corner just beyond your reach.
     
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    #326 TheModFather, Jan 23, 2014
    A yawn is just a silent scream for more coffee.
     
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    #329 ScottinBend, Jan 23, 2014
    You may not have lost all of your marbles, but there's definitely a hole in the bag.
     
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    #345 ScottinBend, Jan 26, 2014
    People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
     
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    #346 Dave.0, Jan 26, 2014
    I have that on a shirt. :lol:
     
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    #347 Firebro17, Jan 26, 2014
    That being said, I believe I'll step outside and medicate. Excuse me a minute...
     
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    #350 Nathan, Jan 27, 2014
    I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
     
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    #358 Dave.0, Jan 27, 2014
    Common Sense is like deodorant. The people that need it most never use it.
     
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    #368 Crashton, Jan 29, 2014
    The F'n56 has soul.... :crazy::crazy::crazy:
     
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    #385 CFMINI, Feb 2, 2014
    Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your kids!
     
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    #390 ScottinBend, Feb 3, 2014
    When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing :

    either the car is new or the wife.
     
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    #394 Friskie, Feb 5, 2014
    As my memory begins to fail me I'm thinking of changing all my passwords to 'incorrect' so that when I try and fail to enter my password the screen will tell me "Your Password Is Incorrect".
     
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    #399 Dave.0, Feb 6, 2014
    Nope! Just like little Italian kids that think Rocky was real.
     
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    #404 Dave.0, Feb 6, 2014
    Yeah well that was fake also. Sorry buddy:lol::lol:

    FYI there is no Easter Bunny, Santa Clause, Tooth Fairy or a good Sprintex unit.:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
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