Fun & Games Most liked posts in thread: Scott's funny saying of the day......

Everybody knows theres no such thing as a "Good Sprintex"!

As for the others... You sir are high! I still have santa's phone number...

Evidently he lives in SoCal...

 

Pokemon, a Jamaican proctologist.

 

Or in the MINI world; A fool and his money are ALTA's best customer. :lol:

 

:cornut: I must be a mushroom because all they do is feed me scheise(feces) and keep me in the dark.:crazy:

Jason

 

Man says to his wife - I'm now the unofficial expert on all sexual matters at my company.

Wife says - Really? How did that happen?

Man says - My boss said to me - The next time I want your f***ing advice, I'll ask for it!!

 

When I'd go on those EMS calls where the family was totally outa control, I'd sometimes have to tell 'em "Look, please relax... Your emergency is not my crisis!

 

Remember kids, if you don't sin, then Jesus died for nothing.

 

If love is blind why is lingerie so popular?

 

Childhood is like being drunk: Everyone remembers what you did, except you.

 

:cornut: Young soldier to Army Medic. " But Doc, she couldn't have had gonorrhea , she was sooo good looking. You idiot, disease doesn't care what you look like and in the future, wrap that rascal."

Jason

 

War is just God's way of teaching Americans geography.

 

You'll tell me when I get old and goofy?

Of course, you got old and goofy 12 years ago.

 

One day when I'm dead and gone, so will everyone else I'm tired of dealing with.

 

Good judgment comes from experience. Experience comes from bad
judgment.

 

"Kinky is using a feather--Perverted is using the whole chicken."

 

Cleavage – is an art of being naked so that you’re still dressed up.

 

A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.