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  1. CFMINI

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    #635 CFMINI, Mar 19, 2014
    A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.
     
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    #637 Nathan, Mar 19, 2014
    The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.
     
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    #641 teresa wood, Mar 19, 2014
    A good man can cause you to feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world....oh sorry that's wine....wine does that.
     
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    #643 ScottinBend, Mar 20, 2014
    With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.
     
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    #653 ScottinBend, Mar 21, 2014
    You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...

    I'd miss you heaps and think of you often.
     
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    #656 CFMINI, Mar 21, 2014
    If you’re not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?
     
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    #661 Dave.0, Mar 22, 2014
    It's only speeding if you get caught. :ihih::devil:
     
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    #665 CFMINI, Mar 23, 2014
    And They're coming to take me away Ha Ha
    They're coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha
    to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time......
     
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    #678 Firebro17, Mar 25, 2014
    ^^ya know it's always 5 o'clock somewhere... :beer
     
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    #688 Nathan, Mar 27, 2014
    Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
     
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    #693 teresa wood, Mar 27, 2014
    Quitting Facebook is the new, adult version of running away from home.
     
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    #699 ScottinBend, Mar 29, 2014
    Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.
     
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    #707 Friskie, Mar 31, 2014
    A dyslexic agnostic I know truly wonders if there really is a dog.
     
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    #711 ScottinBend, Mar 31, 2014
    To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.
     
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    #715 SheGo, Apr 1, 2014
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    I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life. If I die on Monday.
     
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    #716 SheGo, Apr 1, 2014
    I was going to make a joke about sodium and hydrogen, but NaH.
     
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    #730 Dave.0, Apr 3, 2014
    Life is when the REAL learning begins.
     
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    #736 CFMINI, Apr 4, 2014
    I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.'
     
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    #744 teresa wood, Apr 5, 2014
    A thief broke into my house last night.....He started searching for money so I woke up and started searching with him.
     
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    #752 ScottinBend, Apr 7, 2014
    The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.
     
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