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  1. ScottinBend

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    #757 ScottinBend, Apr 8, 2014
    Vegetarian: Native American definition for "lousy hunter".
     
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    #764 SooperCooperInfo, Apr 9, 2014
    Women who carry a little extra weight live longer than do men who mention it.
     
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    #772 Firebro17, Apr 9, 2014
    ^^^ So I can hear the voices in my head...
     
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    #774 minirab, Apr 10, 2014
    I sure do that but still don't have a clue!
     
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    #790 Metalman, Apr 13, 2014
    Yeti?
     
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    #795 teresa wood, Apr 14, 2014
    Don't yell at your kids! Lean in real close and whisper, it's much scarier.
     
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    #798 Dave.0, Apr 15, 2014
    Either way you wake up with UGLY.
     
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    #801 Nathan, Apr 15, 2014
    She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.
     
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    #805 Firebro17, Apr 16, 2014
    As they say in east Texas; "Y'all can't get the water to clear up, till ya get the turd out'a the creek."
     
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    #807 teresa wood, Apr 16, 2014
    I had to stop drinking, cause I got tired of waking up in my car driving 90.
     
  11. ScottinBend

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    #810 ScottinBend, Apr 17, 2014
    Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
     
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    #820 Friskie, Apr 18, 2014
    If somebody yells RUN, don't ask why.
     
  13. ScottinBend

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    #827 ScottinBend, Apr 20, 2014
    If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?

    The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
     
  14. teresa wood

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    #828 teresa wood, Apr 20, 2014
    My girlfriend told me I was starting to annoy her because I relate everything to batman.....what a joker.
     
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    #835 Friskie, Apr 22, 2014
    People who think they know everything annoy the hell out us people who do.
     
  16. ScottinBend

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    #842 ScottinBend, Apr 23, 2014
    Sometimes the best helping hand you can give is a good, firm push towards traffic.
     
  17. ScottinBend

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    #855 ScottinBend, Apr 24, 2014
    A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
     
  18. teresa wood

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    #859 teresa wood, Apr 25, 2014
    Let's eat grandpa.
    Let's eat, grandpa.
    Correct pronunciation can save a person's life.
     
  19. ScottinBend

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    #860 ScottinBend, Apr 26, 2014
    What has four legs and an arm?







    A happy pit bull.
     
  20. ScottinBend

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    #871 ScottinBend, May 4, 2014
    To do is to be [Descartes].
    To be is to do [Voltaire].
    Do be do be do [Frank Sinatra].
     
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