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  1. ScottinBend

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    #879 ScottinBend, May 8, 2014
    I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to.

    But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down.
     
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    #887 ScottinBend, May 11, 2014
    I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.
     
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    #888 Firebro17, May 11, 2014
    I don't believe I've got a drinking problem. I drink, I get drunk... No problem.
     
  4. ScottinBend

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    #893 ScottinBend, May 13, 2014
    I tried snorting Coke once,




    but the ice cubes kept getting stuck in my nose
     
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    #907 Dave.0, May 22, 2014
    I heard this the other day while standing inline at a fast food restaurant when a lady was being rude to the cashier.

    "I will have you know I have a College degree, So again would you like fries with your order?"

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
  6. ScottinBend

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    #910 ScottinBend, May 23, 2014
    Seen on a sign in a cubicle......

    Mental backup in progress - Do Not Disturb!
     
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    #914 ScottinBend, May 26, 2014
    If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
     
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    #919 Friskie, May 29, 2014
    But only if they did it AND explained why.
     
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    #920 Friskie, May 29, 2014
    "The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time."
    A. Lincoln
     
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    #925 DryMartini, May 30, 2014
    I said gray, because that was the color of the "last man standing."
     
  11. ScottinBend

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    #931 ScottinBend, Jun 1, 2014
    Why is it that when transporting stuff on a car its called a SHIPment, but if transporting stuff on a ship its called CARgo?
     
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    #933 teresa wood, Jun 1, 2014
    Learned from my dog.....

    Just stare at what you want 'till you get it.:biggrin5:
     
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    #934 MCS02, Jun 1, 2014
    Yep she's got that down!
     

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    #939 ScottinBend, Jun 2, 2014
    So I should stop watching the Little Mermaid, cause I keep waiting for those shells to fall off.
     
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    #946 ScottinBend, Jun 8, 2014
    Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.

    Teach him to use the Interwebs and he won't bother you for weeks.
     
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    #950 ScottinBend, Jun 10, 2014
    If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0
     
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    #956 Friskie, Jun 12, 2014
    My neighbor is a dyslexic agnostic. He claims to all who will listen that there is no Dog.
     
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    #959 Friskie, Jun 12, 2014
    My favorite part of an orchestra concert is when all the players lurch forward to turn the page.
     
  19. ScottinBend

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    #960 ScottinBend, Jun 12, 2014
    Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
     
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    #966 ScottinBend, Jun 14, 2014
    A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is the one sitting next to you saying ..............."boy was that fun!"
     
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