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  1. Dave.0

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    #970 Dave.0, Jun 15, 2014
    You are only speeding if you get caught. :rolleyes::devil:
     
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    #971 ScottinBend, Jun 15, 2014
    You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, "My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!
     
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    #984 ScottinBend, Jun 23, 2014
    Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it.
     
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    #988 Nathan, Jun 25, 2014
    I'm looking to buy a new boomerang, how can I throw the old one out?
     
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    #989 Friskie, Jun 25, 2014
    Went to a Jeff Dunham show and his little guy told me "I keeel you!" but just that next day my cardiologist said "I'll see you again in six months". Now I am completely confused.
     
  6. ScottinBend

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    #998 ScottinBend, Jun 29, 2014
    I would be unstoppable, if it weren't for law enforcement and physics......
     
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    #1014 Friskie, Jul 3, 2014
    "If one goes forth on the fourth with a fifth, one might not go forth on the fifth"
     
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    #1034 DneprDave, Jul 15, 2014
    Because the pope $h!tz in the woods?
     
  9. ScottinBend

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    #1036 ScottinBend, Jul 16, 2014
    Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
     
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    #1039 ScottinBend, Jul 17, 2014
    Why is lemonade made with artificial flavoring, while dishwasher soap is made with real lemons?
     
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    #1049 Firebro17, Jul 21, 2014
    'Twas a woman who drove me to drink. I never had the decency to write and thank her.

    ~WC Fields
     
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    #1050 TheModFather, Jul 22, 2014
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    #1057 Friskie, Jul 25, 2014
    Brave lad, Scott...shovels and holes - shovels and holes...
     
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    #1069 Friskie, Jul 28, 2014
    Being an atheist is OK.
    Shaming religions and intellectualizing spirituality as false or stupid is not OK.

    Being a Christian is OK.
    Being homophobic, misogynistic, racist or behaving in a hateful manner in the name of Christianity is not OK.

    Being a reindeer is OK.
    Bullying and excluding another reindeer because he has a shiny nose is not OK.
     
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    #1076 DryMartini, Jul 30, 2014
    Darwin's theory only works right if you quit saving the lazy dumb ones.
     
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    #1086 ScottinBend, Aug 6, 2014
    A flashlight is just a place to store dead batteries.
     
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    #1088 INIMINI, Aug 7, 2014
    At work I get attacked by a 67 year old grumpy old fart..."You drive like a crazy man, in-n-out of traffic, switching lanes and fast!"..."What's your problem?"

    Response: "I drive a MINI Cooper!"
     
  18. ScottinBend

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    #1094 ScottinBend, Aug 10, 2014
    Bigamy: one wife too many.


    Monogamy: same thing.......
     
  19. ScottinBend

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    #1096 ScottinBend, Aug 14, 2014
    You're driving a car. It isn't a telephone booth, a beauty parlor or a restaurant.
     
  20. ScottinBend

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    #1102 ScottinBend, Aug 17, 2014
    What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?




    Anyone can roast beef.
     
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