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  1. Tallman

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    If you don't know where you're going,..........you'll never get lost :cornut:
     
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    Reality is when everyone shares your illusion.
     
  3. DryMartini

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    Just ask Pee Wee Herman.
     
  4. ScottinBend

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    You really don't want to hear my theory.......
     
  5. Friskie

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    A blonde, a red head, a rabbi, a priest, a sailor with a parrot on his shoulder, a man with a talking dog and a panda all walk into a bar at the same time. The bartender looks up and asks: "What is this, some kind of a joke?"
     
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    Q: How many lawyers does it take to shingle a house?

    A: Two, if you slice them real thin.
     
  7. Nathan

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    Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

    For Drizzle
     
  8. Friskie

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    A dyslexic man walks into a bra...
     
  9. ScottinBend

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    Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will whiz on your computer.
     
  10. Friskie

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    "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home'."
    "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."
    "Is it common?"
    "Well, 'It's Not Unusual'."
     
  11. Dave.0

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    "It is what it is"

    Of course it is what else would it be if it is not what it is?

    If it was something else it would be that and not what it is.

    Right ? :rolleyes:
     
  12. Friskie

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    Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
     
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    It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
     
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    I've finally got my S#!T together, I just can't lift it.
     
  15. Friskie

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    You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running.
     
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    Firebro17 Dazed, but not Confused
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    #1194 Firebro17, Sep 16, 2014
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    ^^ some oughta step out on the track and try to dodge the rest of us...
     
  17. ScottinBend

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    Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
     
  18. ScottinBend

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    Make it easy on yourself......just get banned and all of your posts disappear!
     
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    I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
     
  20. TheModFather

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    Why is it called a Hamburger, when it is made of COW?