Fun & Games Most liked posts in thread: Scott's funny saying of the day......

Don't you hate it when you offer to help someone and they say yes. :lol:

 

Nice new Avatar you added...... :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

 

Let me see if I'm understanding this:
If I work for a living, I've got to pay takes to the federal government. If I don't work for a living, the government pays me.... :frown2:

 

The gift of life is sexually transmitted.

 

Home is where the Wi-Fi connects automatically.

 

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

 

Vermin all look the same... Its the taste that setts them apart!

 

If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.

 

Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas!

 

Men have two emotions, hungry and horny, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich!

 

Health nuts are going to feel stupid one day, lying in the hospital dying of nothing.

 

Here is a good one walk into any starbucks and order a coffee and when they ask for you name tell them "Bueller" and after you pay just leave. :lol:

The barista will just keep calling your name and everyone will have a good laugh.

 

Not all men are fools, Some are bachelors.

 

Everybody is somebody's weirdo.

 

You can't buy happiness but you can buy horse power. Isn't that kind of the same thing.

 

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.