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  1. TheModFather

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    #534 TheModFather, Feb 25, 2014
    If my math teacher would have told me, that if I would pay attention in class, it would improve my scores in sniper school, I might not have failed the class. :D
     
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    #541 Friskie, Feb 25, 2014
    I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams
    up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front.
     
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    #549 ScottinBend, Feb 26, 2014
    Stress: The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the living daylights out of some idiot who desperately deserves it.
     
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    #611 ScottinBend, Mar 14, 2014
    Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
     
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    #628 teresa wood, Mar 17, 2014
    Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.
     
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    #652 DryMartini, Mar 21, 2014
    Practice safe dining. Use condiments.
     
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    #673 Nathan, Mar 25, 2014
    When you’re swimming in the creek, and an eel bites your cheek, that’s a moray!
     
  8. ScottinBend

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    #676 ScottinBend, Mar 25, 2014
    Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
     
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    #701 ScottinBend, Mar 30, 2014
    According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just............

    grateful.
     
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    #717 Friskie, Apr 1, 2014
    The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has limitations.
     
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    #753 Friskie, Apr 8, 2014
    I know you believe you think you understand what you thought you heard me say, but I am not sure you realize that what you thought you heard is not what I meant.
     
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    #823 Friskie, Apr 19, 2014
    Déjà Moo - The feeling you get when you've experienced that bull**** before.
     
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    #858 ScottinBend, Apr 25, 2014
    Hurricanes are like women: when they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and car.
     
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    #909 DneprDave, May 23, 2014
    Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy.
    - Benjamin Franklin
     
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    #995 ScottinBend, Jun 28, 2014
    You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.
     
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    #1079 Friskie, Jul 31, 2014
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    #1083 Nathan, Aug 1, 2014
    Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.
     
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    #1119 Dave.0, Aug 21, 2014
    When did protesting about a robbery suspect getting shot do death turn into riots and that leads to looting?

    Why do people think it it ok to steal from a business that had nothing to do with the original issue they are protesting.

    WTF?
     
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    #1121 ScottinBend, Aug 21, 2014
    Last night I played a blank tape at full blast…the mime next door went nuts.
     
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    #1142 DneprDave, Sep 1, 2014
    If pro is the opposite of con then is progress the opposite of congress?
     
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