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  1. Friskie

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    #1331 Friskie, Nov 12, 2014
    I heard gunshots out on the street, returned fire and now the wee car looks like a colander.
     
  2. ScottinBend

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    #1339 ScottinBend, Nov 17, 2014
    Congress: Proudly defending the status quo long after the quo has lost its status.
     
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    #1352 Firebro17, Nov 24, 2014
    Perfect left wing image...
     
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    #1362 TheModFather, Nov 30, 2014
    Pictures seen... Please take that memory back! Nothing was in the right place, and you shouldn't have to ask a "nice lady" how she got the beans above the frank. :(
     
  5. DryMartini

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    #1367 DryMartini, Dec 4, 2014
    Is it ignorance or apathy?

    I don't know and I don't care.

    - J. Buffett
     
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    #1396 Dave.0, Dec 24, 2014
    That's the old term, the new one is Federal Government. :lol:
     
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    #1399 Friskie, Dec 28, 2014
    I don't think we get smarter as we age. We just run out of dumb things to do.
     
  8. ScottinBend

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    #1402 ScottinBend, Dec 30, 2014
    Only a fool argues with a skunk, a mule or the cook.
     
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    #1405 ScottinBend, Jan 3, 2015
    The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.
     
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    #1414 DryMartini, Jan 8, 2015
    What's the difference between Roast Beef and Pea Soup?

    A: Anyone can roast beef.
     
  11. ScottinBend

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    #1418 ScottinBend, Jan 10, 2015
    If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
     
  12. ScottinBend

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    #1421 ScottinBend, Jan 11, 2015
    If it weren't for the fact that the TV and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
     
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    #1422 Dave.0, Jan 11, 2015
    I resolved that issue by adding a TV in the kitchen. :lol:
     
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    #1439 Dave.0, Jan 16, 2015
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    #1445 DryMartini, Jan 20, 2015
    In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom and in water there is bacteria. (Possibly Ben Franklin, but I doubt it. True nonetheless.)
     
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    #1446 ScottinBend, Jan 20, 2015
    When I watch Jeopardy I always give my answers in the form of a question: How the heII could anybody know THAT?!
     
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    #1449 ScottinBend, Jan 24, 2015
    A hot blonde orders a double entendre from the bartender.
    The bartender gave it to her.
     
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    #1453 ScottinBend, Jan 26, 2015
    I took the shell off of my racing snail hoping it would go faster.
    If anything, it made him more sluggish.
     
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    #1471 Nathan, Feb 1, 2015
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    #1473 Nathan, Feb 2, 2015
    Someone released a set of supplementary notes on a textbook about differential calculus. It was a derivative work.
     
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