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  1. DneprDave

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    #1491 DneprDave, Feb 16, 2015
    "If you don't practice, You'll end up in a rock band."

    -Buddy Rich-
     
  2. ScottinBend

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    #1496 ScottinBend, Feb 17, 2015
    How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


    Only one, they're very efficient and not very funny.
     
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    #1500 Dave.0, Feb 22, 2015
    Al Bundy sum it up perfectly......^^^^^**

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    #1513 Goldsmithy, Feb 27, 2015
    IF your aunt had balls...she would be your uncle.
     
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    #1533 Dave.0, Mar 17, 2015
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    #1542 DneprDave, Apr 6, 2015
    Gravity is a harsh mistress. -The Tick-

    Spoon! -also The Tick-
     
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    #1549 MCS02, Apr 16, 2015
    I just wish people realized we name sports teams and other things after them because they were great warriors. No ones wants to be named after a wimp!
     
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    #1562 mrntd, Apr 23, 2015
    So I'm a Bald Eagle? Cool!
     
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    #1563 ScottinBend, Apr 23, 2015
    When a door closes another door should open, but if it doesn't then go in through the window.
     
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    #1566 Firebro17, Apr 24, 2015
    ^^ Ho Li Carp
     
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    #1567 CHKMINI, Apr 24, 2015
    Please......remove that photo. It's etched in my mind and is causing me to feel ill just before the Dragon.
     
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    #1568 TheModFather, Apr 24, 2015
    No kidding, thats the last thing I want to burn into my dome piece before I make the 1300 mile drive.
     
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    #1571 Firebro17, Apr 24, 2015
    I always wanted to be a procrastinator, I just never got around to it.
     
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    #1585 Friskie, May 9, 2015
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    "As I lay there on the floor, my naked body covered in treacle and whipped cream, I heard those inevitable words . .. 'Clean up required on aisle 3."
     
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    #1589 Friskie, May 10, 2015
    That long?
     
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    #1590 Friskie, May 11, 2015
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    She was at the bottom of the stairs. Frantically I tore off her dress, bra and knickers. My heart was racing but I just managed to close the wardrobe door before she entered the bedroom.
     
  17. Nathan

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    #1591 Nathan, May 11, 2015
    111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
     
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    #1614 Firebro17, May 15, 2015
    Yah, why such a dick Dave?
     
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    #1621 Jason Montague, May 18, 2015
    :cornut: Me too on both ex's. Then I found one with my standards and it lasted 31yrs until her death.:Thumbsup:

    Jason
     
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    #1622 Friskie, May 18, 2015
    Nine out of ten men prefer women with large breasts.
    The tenth man prefers the other nine men.
     
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