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The more I drink the better she looks.

 

Yous can pick yer friends..... and yous can pick yer nose..... but yous can not pick yer friends nose....

 

In dog beers I've only had one.

 

MOTOR ON !

 

The highways of life can sometimes be a beach, but you can always enjoy the onramps!

 

All his taste is in his mouth.

 

The large print giveth, but the small print taketh away.

 

It all comes down to dollars and cents...
Just because you have the dollars doesn't mean you have the sense.

 

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

 

If you want to hide your face, go out naked.

 

I hate it when I'm full and I'm not done eating.

 

Sorry you need a license to wear spandex.

 

Bad data in = Bad data output

 

You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going.

 

Never say never, never say always my mother always said..

 

After Tuesday, even the calendar goes WTF.

 

Honesty is the best policy. But insanity is a better defense.

 

Laughed my a** off, now it's stuck in my head:

"I Want You To Do Me So Hard We Have To Change Church's"
Lois Griffin

 

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.