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  1. CFMINI

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    #107 CFMINI, Dec 21, 2013
    If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
     
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    #116 Friskie, Dec 23, 2013
    The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.
     
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    #120 ScottinBend, Dec 23, 2013
    Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which pleases his wife.
     
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    #122 Dave.0, Dec 24, 2013
    You know what burns my ass? a tall 3 foot flame.
     
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    #125 Friskie, Dec 24, 2013
    The recipe said 'Set the oven to 180 degrees' so I did but now I can't open it because the door faces the wall.
     
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    #127 Firebro17, Dec 24, 2013
    It is said that if you line up all of the cars in the world, someone from California would be stupid enough to try and pass them...

    Merry Christmas Everyone!
     
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    #128 Nathan, Dec 25, 2013
    If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
     
  8. ScottinBend

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    #129 ScottinBend, Dec 25, 2013
    Women and cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.
     
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    #130 TheModFather, Dec 25, 2013
    Women are like Ferraris...

    Pretty to look at, FUN to drive...
    But TOO damn expensive, they are always in the shop, and will leave you on the side of the road any chance they get! :)
     
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    #134 DneprDave, Dec 25, 2013
    I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.
     
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    #139 Dave.0, Dec 26, 2013
    If a fat girl falls in the woods do the trees laugh?
     
  12. ScottinBend

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    #140 ScottinBend, Dec 26, 2013
    And just for Dave.....

    3 rules of getting older.
    1. Never pass up a bathroom
    2. Never waste an erection
    3. Never trust a fart
     
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    #142 Friskie, Dec 26, 2013
    "The trouble with quotes on the Internet is that you never know if they are
    genuine." - Theodore Roosevelt, December 11, 1909
     
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    #151 Friskie, Dec 28, 2013
    If there is a 50/50 chance that something can go wrong 90% of the time it will.
     
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    #153 Nathan, Dec 29, 2013
    The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.
     
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    #157 Dave.0, Dec 29, 2013
    Sometimes your the windshield, sometimes your the bug.
     
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    #160 Nathan, Dec 30, 2013
    If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it
     
  18. ScottinBend

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    #161 ScottinBend, Dec 30, 2013
    It takes 43 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, but only 3 for a proper trigger squeeze.
     
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    #164 sethat46, Dec 30, 2013
    "You underestimate my ability to dislike people." -me
     
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    #165 ScottinBend, Dec 30, 2013
    My wife says I never listen, or something like that...
     
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