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  1. Nathan

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    #170 Nathan, Jan 1, 2014
    I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.
     
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    #172 Friskie, Jan 1, 2014
    New Year's resolution? No, they create unrealistic expectations.
     
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    #173 ScottinBend, Jan 1, 2014
    Why do we press harder on remote control buttons when we know the battery is dead?
     
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    #183 Dave.0, Jan 4, 2014
    I know how fast I was going officer but the real question is how fast did you catch me going?
     
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    #184 Nathan, Jan 5, 2014
    You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish.

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eM_yLicXoU]Reo Speedwagon - The Unidentified Flying Tuna Trot - YouTube[/ame]
     
  6. ScottinBend

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    #185 ScottinBend, Jan 5, 2014
    Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
     
  7. ScottinBend

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    #187 ScottinBend, Jan 5, 2014
    Here is a great way to get rid of the neighbors dog poops from your front yard. It really works great.

    Just dribble a bit of bacon grease on them and presto, no more dog poop.


    :D
     
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    #190 ScottinBend, Jan 6, 2014
    Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive up ATM?
     
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    #191 Metalman, Jan 6, 2014
    Is that the ATM with all the dents in it?
     
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    #192 Firebro17, Jan 6, 2014
    I don't have a drinking problem...
    I drink - I get drunk - I fall down... No Problem! :beer
     
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    #195 BlwnAway, Jan 7, 2014
    We got so much snow I feel like I'm in an NBA locker room.....
    Everywhere I look there's 8-12" more than I want to see.
     
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    #197 Dave.0, Jan 7, 2014
    If you love something set it free.
    If it does not comeback hunt it down and kill it.
     
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    #200 ScottinBend, Jan 7, 2014
    How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
     
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    #202 CFMINI, Jan 8, 2014
    Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an ahole.
     
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    #211 Dave.0, Jan 9, 2014
    If you were on fire and I had a water I would drink it before I helped you. (Not to anyone particular) :devil:
     
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    #218 Dave.0, Jan 10, 2014
    What do you mean the Internet was created to share educational information? Everyone knows it was created to share porn.
     
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    #226 DneprDave, Jan 10, 2014
    If you've got them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
     
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    #229 Firebro17, Jan 11, 2014
    And, you know this how???
     
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    #233 ScottinBend, Jan 11, 2014
    There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.
     
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    #235 Friskie, Jan 11, 2014
    Actually heard on cruise ships:
    "What time is the midnight buffet?"
    "Does the crew stay aboard at night or do they go home?"
    No stupid questions you say?
     
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