Fun & Games Most liked posts in thread: Scott's funny saying of the day......

I love to give homemade gifts, which one of my kids do you want?

 

If my grand kids quit school, I will want them to remember two things. 1) They tried their best, and 2) I don't like pickles on my Big Mac.

 

People with great memories are ...... Ahhhh,,,,, I forget.

 

If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.

 

A specialist: Learns more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.
A generalist: Learns less and less about more and more until he knows nothing about everything.
A bureaucratic engineer: Can draw a straight line from an unwarranted assumption to a forgone conclusion.

 

You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.

Dorothy Parker

 

In college one gets a BS degree first.

The the MS where you know more shite.

Finally there is the Phd where one is able to Pile it even Higher and Deeper.

 

Not surprising to see that some folks are able to make things happen while others stand by and watch it happen... Sadly, there's an increasing number of those who wonder what the hell just happened!

 

If you are not part of the solution you are part of the precipitate

 

Had I let the 'flip' quote pass without remark, would you have felt scorned?

 

'This car is the "sunshine express". But mom your not happy enough to drive it. '

from my older son upon seeing my wifes new Focus ST in Tangerine Scream

Her response: "if you were going through menopause, you would be happy either"

 

Then it stands to reason there would be a special flatulence for midgets too. (Based solely upon past commentary.)

 

My cardiologist said I need to walk on a treadmill for a 1/2 hour every 2 days.
I told him I would as soon as I found one that will hold my beer and my ash tray.

I laughed ......he did not. :lol:

 

It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.

 

Seen on the wall right next to that:
"Eat %&*#, 10 million flies can't all be wrong.

 

When they asked George Washington for his ID, he just took out a quarter.
- Stephen Wright.

 

I don't work on weekends. Or, for that matter, any other day that ends with a Y.....