Fun & Games Most liked posts in thread: Scott's funny saying of the day......

OH DAMMIT!! You did it just like I told you to!

 

After you've heard two eyewitness accounts of an auto accident it makes you wonder about history.

 

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

 

Four basic food groups: Sugar, Salt, Coffee & Grease

 

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'

Steven Wright

 

Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.

 

I took a pain pill. Why are you still here?

 

“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I’m not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.â€

 

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?

Steven Wright

 

It's sad when a magician needs to sneeze but he can't get his hankie out because it's too damn long.

 

Rabbits foot is good luck....But a rabbit with a stump is not so lucky

 

You ever notice people driving slower than you are idiots and people driving faster than you are maniacs ??
George Carlin

 

Saying of the day: The F56 is a great looking car. :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

That's really clever 'cause I always find stuff in the last place I look.

 

If at first you do succeed, try not to look too surprised.

 

The early bird gets the worm, the second mouse gets the cheese.

 

Abandon the search for truth; settle for a good fantasy.

 

A dentist friend if mine married a manicurist and they fought tooth and nail.