Fun & Games Most liked posts in thread: Scott's funny saying of the day......

Balderdash, a rapidly receding hairline.

 

My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7O91GDWGPU]Rossini: William Tell Overture: Final - YouTube[/ame]

 

I'll never need a shrink as long as my friends keep telling me what's wrong with me for free.

 

Eli Manning is not the only Manning that sucks in NY.

 

I'm not a psychiatrist; I'm just an expert at being confused.

 

Circumvent, the opening in the front of boxer shorts.

 

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

 

Just because someone watches MMA on TV does not mean they can fight like an MMA fighter.

 

He wasn't??? :confused5:

 

But Rocky 2 was real right....you can't make that stuff up

 

Nope, I think he learned arm 'rasslin.

 

Innuendo, An Italian suppository.

 

Cadillac STS or as they are known in the north east. (Sicilian Transportation System)

 

Don't think son..........you'll hurt the team.

 

Smile and most of the world wonders what you are up to.

 

Living on Earth may be expensive... but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun.

 

If we let the loggers go in and cut down all the trees we wouldn't have a problem with forest fires