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Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

 

:cornut: I've been doing so much with so little for so long that I'm now expected to do everything with nothing forever.:crazy:

Jason

 

I tell my manager that in every review.

My other one for people needing things done quickly.

Your lack of procedural competence and poor product management does not constitute an urgent situation on my end. :nonod:

Your task will get done just like all the others that followed the known procedures for this type of request.

 

:cornut: A Col to a 2nd Lt. "The difficult will be done immediately. The impossible will take only just a little longer."

Jason

 

If it's tourist season, does that mean we can shoot them?

 

When I get mad at my wife, I tighten all the lids in the house.

 

The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.

 

Corollary:

If you want to look young and thin, go on a Caribbean cruise.

 

But you can hide your own Easter Eggs.

 

And if you can keep the package in shape... the gifts keep... coming!

 

Don’t forget that alcohol helps to remove the stress, the bra, the panties and many other problems.

 

The difference between a fairy tale and a war story. Fairy tale starts out "once upon a time". A war story starts out "no s#*t there I was knee deep in hand grenade pins".

 

The difference between a fairy tale/war story and a sea story is, a sea story always begins with: "This ain't no s##t...".

 

I’m not a complete idiot - some parts are missing.

 

My farts don't stink.....