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  1. ScottinBend

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    #629 ScottinBend, Mar 17, 2014
    You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
     
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    #630 CFMINI, Mar 17, 2014
    Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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    #636 TheModFather, Mar 19, 2014
    What I lack in good looks and charm, is made up for by my ability to kick your boyfriends ***!
     
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    #638 ScottinBend, Mar 19, 2014
    A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

    Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still making payments."
     
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    #639 MCS02, Mar 19, 2014
    Not a funny saying but still funny.
    Younger son said "hay dad sense your car is missing the hood scoop it reminds me of Mickel Jackson, they both missing their nose"
    Funny kid
     
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    #640 Friskie, Mar 19, 2014
    Little boy asks his momma where babies come from. A little embarrassed she says to ask his father.
    Little boy: "But momma, I don't want to know that much about it."
     
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    #645 teresa wood, Mar 20, 2014
    My theory is that all Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.
     
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    #646 Firebro17, Mar 20, 2014
    What if air is actually poisonous and it really just takes 80 years to kill us...

    Keaneu Reeves - Bill and Ted
     
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    #650 Nathan, Mar 21, 2014
    Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff.
     
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    #654 Dave.0, Mar 21, 2014
    "Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays."
     
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    #655 teresa wood, Mar 21, 2014
    Dear Monday, I think we should start seeing other days. Quite frankly, it is just not working out. It's not me, it's you.
     
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    #660 CFMINI, Mar 22, 2014
    I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.

    Steven Wright
     
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    #667 SooperCooperInfo, Mar 24, 2014
    Never be in a situation where you run out of airspeed, altitude and ideas all at the same time.
     
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    #670 Firebro17, Mar 25, 2014
    For the last time, I did not text you!
    The Jack Daniel's did!
     
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    #674 teresa wood, Mar 25, 2014
    girls rule, boys drool.:biggrin5:
     
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    #677 Dave.0, Mar 25, 2014
    Yup at the Dragon that's said every night as we open our first beers.

    Ok we sometimes start around 4 or 3 or 2 PM.:lol:
     
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    #679 Friskie, Mar 25, 2014
    What ever it is that somebody did that you didn't want done, I didn't do it.
     
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    #682 CFMINI, Mar 26, 2014
    If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.

    George Bernard Shaw
     
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    #686 Friskie, Mar 27, 2014
    Vu Jada. That weird feeling you get when you wonder where the heck am I and who are all these people.
     
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    #691 ScottinBend, Mar 27, 2014
    Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
     
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